Well, my good wife likes to hear that lawyer's families are housed and fed.

RB

On 20/05/2015 5:08 PM, G Mann via Mercedes wrote:
Yes... For a fee...

Just saying... and since I carry concealed, I have my criminal lawyer on
retainer, and his 24 hr. number written on my ankle, so I will always have
it handy while I'm having the full body cavity search in jail intake.

"Not guilty your Honor" .... ;))

Boots, to Snakes, to Congress, to lawyers.. amazing how the human mind
associates, isn't it..

On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 2:32 PM, Randy Bennell via Mercedes <
mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:

Hey, just remember that when you are in really deep sh*t, we are the ones
you call for help.
Even if you dispatched your poor old mother, we are the ones who will
stand with you in court and try to point out all of your good qualities to
the Judge.

RB

On 20/05/2015 1:42 PM, Meade Dillon via Mercedes wrote:

The only way I know is to get a law degree and pass the bar, or didn't you
know that neither snakes nor sharks will ever bite a lawyer?  Professional
courtesy...

With apologies to Randy, Donald, and the rest...

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Max
Charleston SC

On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 2:30 PM, Curly McLain via Mercedes <
mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:

How do you avoid snakebite in DC?  Lotsa snakes on the loose there. 535

come to mind, but when you add in the lobbyists, lawyers and other
slithering creatures, there are a whole bunch!

Maybe they don't bite their own kind...


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