On Thu, 8 Dec 2016 20:47:11 +0000 (UTC) Curt Raymond via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote:
> We need more humor: > A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. > Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.The couple > produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well > maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.The social workers > raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the > couple's care."We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the > child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer > skills."Then the social workers express concern about a child being > raised in a circus environment."Our nanny is a certified expert in > pediatric care, welfare, and diet."The social workers are finally > satisfied.They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?""It > doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon." Thanks for sending it. Craig _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
