Thanks Dan. Nice trip down memory lane Dwight Giles Jr 1982 300CD 2005 E320 4matic Wickford RI
On Apr 26, 2018 4:33 PM, "Dan Penoff via Mercedes" <mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > Here it is, unredacted, it its full glory. There is some overlap with > Kleb’s web site’s page. Enjoy! > > "Every Mercedes has its own version of the W108 heater blower motor" - > Bill Wachsmuth > > The moose rises, > The Mercedes pauses to witness. > It is a diesel. - Jason Stern > > "If you thrive on adventure buy a car off eBay" - Bill Reimels > > Is the FUSE perfect? - Marshall BOOTH > > "When George Murphy recommends something please remember he is an ex power > plant plumber and has never worked as a mechanic." -Stu Ritter > > It is amazing how much rust and bondo you can buy for only $1500" - Tom > Savage > > "I think the W123 climate servo is proof that MBZ doesn't have a viable > drug prevention program" - Hermann Oberth > > Ha! El individuo de la ciudad piensa coyotes es perros. - Gas station > attendant making a snide comment to his assistant when Gary Hurst asked > "what's with all these dogs?" in the Mohave desert on his cross country 6.3 > trek. Dec/2002. > > I've owned MANY Mercedes. With every major body/style change, they become > less of a car, and more of a gadget. I’m stopping at the 126 chassis. > That's pretty much the last Mercedes that gives the DIY a fighting chance. > - Todd Knutson > > "Suburbans are not suv's. They have been around since Sport Utility > Vehicle, was what Ovid called phallatiao while ridding on the shoulders of > a full figure Galatian Nymph." - Rocketman > > "Again blooms the cherry tree, > Dreams of Summer in Kyoto, > I was young she was paid" - Rocketman > > "What a fool" - Stu Ritter Commenting on Hursts 6.3 cross country > extravoganza. > > Yeah, Stu's a real fucking genius, but he still walks out of the men's > room with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. - Bill Reimels. > > "Slick 50? Oh my. If someone wants to put margarine in their engine, well > let them." - Dan Caron > > "Anytime gasoline is cheaper than designer bottled water, itís not a big > deal." - Eron Shosteck, a spokesman for the Alliance of Automobile > Manufacturers > > Remember, every carton of milk we buy for an underpriveleged child takes a > cigar out of some executives mouth. It all adds up. - Van Knutson > > "the most important thing about an automobile is character. If a car aint > got character it's just a fucking car." - Peter van Rossum > > "I do hate to interrupt the latest breaking news from Okie central but > I'll risk it." - Roger Ellingson > > "If you're getting brake rotors at the junk yard, there is no hope for > dejalopificating your car." - Jaime Kopchinski > > "I know what the M-100 secret handshake is: The rare and elusive US $1,000 > bill. This is just like the secret Masonic handshake. You come up to > someone that you suspect may have an M100, and extend your right hand with > a $1,000 bill cupped in your hand and smoothly pass it on. If the person > looks down, and says "WOW, I've never SEEN so much money in my LIFE", you > immediately grab it back and continue on. If they say "Huh, this is what I > spent on my turn signal repair", you embrace them warmly." - Todd Knutson > > "The Mercedes V12 is like getting a tattoo on your Johnsen. It doesn't > help your performance but it's fun to wave at the girls.” - Rocketman > > Bite me, monkeyboy. I love Jags as much as I love strippers. Neither > possess qualities conducive to long-term association, however. - Steve > MacSween > > For those of you that are ponton freaks like I'm becoming, you'll notice > that the accelerator pedal rubber is wrong. - Todd Knutson > > I see lots of quotes from Todd, but none from me. - Kaleb Striplin > > I don't see how you can buy several of the worlds most prestegious cars. > Then leave them in a field to rust. - Rocketman > > Next time I want to hear from an asshole, I'll eat a bowl of chili - Ruth > Ann Wachsmuth > > You keep up the good work. If I had daughters, I'd want a guy just like > you to be banging them. - Johnny B. to BuyMBparts newest employee. > > You've got, what, seven kids? You don't need Viagra, you need to crush it > with a rock lest it rear its ugly head and BOOM you're changing diapers > again. - Joel Suttles > > Sugar is is like a drug. It's like being a coke addict. Like nicotine. > Like Alcohol. Every junkie knows to get off the stuff, but most fail in > their quest. Sugar and white flour have killed more americans than all the > hard drugs combined. You want a better society? Ban wonder bread -- > legalize heroin. - Jabba the Hurst > > Last MBZ trans I rebuilt the master kit was only a hundred or so bucks. > The hardest part is the mess. It is worth paying a tranny shop so you don't > smell like a biker for a month. I think at one point in my life rebuilding > an automatic was a challenge then it was a necessity The last time it was a > mess. - Rocketman > > y'all are just jealous because I know belong to the elite SL club. - Kaleb > Striplin > > I now have a 560SEC to transport my whims and dreams. Gary Hurst > > Do you think I would get in trouble for buying this car? - Kaleb Striplin > > Good LORD Kaleb! - Regina Striplin > > Feh. My pontons will be around well after that AMG motor spins a bearing. > - Todd Knutson > > It takes guts to announce to the world your countries citizens blister > more animal sexual organs than any other nation on earth. - Richard Sexton > > Oh Christ one of the scariest things in the engineering world is a > programmer with a soldering iron! - John Whitlock about Richard Sexton. > > Trying to fix social inequities in 'Merica is like beating a dying horse. > I should cash out now, move to China, get a small island like Scaramanga > and have someone build me a Riva knockoff for a couple hundered bucks. - > Rocketman > > "Following up his smashingly successful "Dude, Yer Car is On Fire: a guide > to tuning and rebuilding Zenith Carbs for Mercedes M130 engines", mbz.org > is proud to present Jonathan Hodgman's (aka Art Garfunkel, jr) newest > technical masterpiece, "Dude, Yer Car Looks Like Ass: a guide to detailing > Mercedes Benz W126 cars for pleasure or show.” copies are available now > through the mbz.org bookshop. as an added bonus, the first 500 copies are > signed by the author." - Gary Hurst > > "Not having room for camping equipment was the drawback to the SLK I > didn't buy last fall. The old 107 is still the best off road car." > -Rocketman > > Just remember when you are bottomfeeding on eBay you are going to come > across some scum. - Bill Reimels > > We're witches, not hippies. Try to keep up. No, it's not the same thing. > Witches bathe, for one thing. - Ruth Ann Wachsmuth > > A cheep wire feed splatter maker machine will cost you more in grinders > than the price difference of a good welder - Rocketman > > I better lock up all the guns and knives. That just leaves gasoline. - > Kaleb Striplin > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
