> Importance of Proof-Reading > FIRST TEXT MESSAGE Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled > with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to > tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, > day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home > recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't > live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. > Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you. Richard > Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot > Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink > and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a > second text message from Richard. > SECOND TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on > my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned > Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the > death of us all.
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