Just a little side note: I've found it interesting that the rural southerner is the only ethic group that it is socially acceptable to slur. You see it in TV ads all the time.
I always try to imagine the blitzkrieg of outrage that would result if a heavily-accented inner-city or southern black was made fun of even if it was all in good fun. I know you were just funnin', I think, and I'm not hating on you, Hendrik, just posing a question. Brian On 3/8/07, Hendrik Riessen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
News flash..........'Hick from the stick finds way to increase efficiency of Diesel engine. More than a hundred years after the invention of the Diesel engine a man from Theneckisred, South Alabama by the name of Cletus Imarriedmycousin has revealed his amazing secret for increasing the mileage he gets from his hunting truck. Cletus is quoted as saying "I get that there stuff for me lawncutter and put a bottle of it in the ole truck whens I fill er up at Uncle Jebs gas place. Heck it makes the old girl giddyup and go like a half skinned critter." In an effort to verify Mr Imarriemycousin's claim we contacted Daimler Chryslers technical department. Dr Ichweissalles from Daimler Chryslers advanced engine research department issued the following statement "This is truly amazing, we have been trying to make the compression ignition engine more efficient by using high pressure to inject the fuel but have completely missed this. This would have to be biggest technical advance since the invention of the Otto cycle engine. We are currently busy designing a system so our vehicles will automatically inject two stroke oil at the exact correct amount." The President of the United States has issued this statement: "I would like to congratulate my good friend and cousin twice removed Cletus Imarriedmycousin for figuring this out. This once again shows that we are the cleverest people in the Earth. I personally will make sure that Cletus gets a medal for personnaly saving the enviroment by making our beloved pick up cars much more efficient. This is a clear example that you don't need no fancy education to make good in the United States of America. God bless us and our friends and God bless Cletus saviour of the ozones." BTW Steve I have a nice bridge for sale in San Francisco if you are interested. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Stephen D Murrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <mercedes@okiebenz.com> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, March 08, 2007 3:24 PM Subject: [MBZ] Adding 2 cycle oil to diesel fuel??????????????? > Any response to this idea?; I was told buy a 3/4 ton diesel pickup driver > that he adds i quart 2 cycle oil to each tank of diesel; and that he gets > about 2 more miles per gal.????; (maybe the extra liquid adds to the > mileage increase???) anyone have a response GOOD or BAD idea??? THANKS, > Steve > > 3 M.B diesel cars > > 1 Schnauzer DOG > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.446 / Virus Database: 268.18.7/713 - Release Date: 7/03/2007 > 9:24 AM > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com