Thanks Dave, Love your idea! Hope you don't mind me using it for the Next Episode. Ken Newton
Next Episode (following introduction scene): MY: "There is a someone at the tent entrance. Let's go see who it is!" (walks to entrance) "Look Boys and girls, It's Mr. Secret Expert from the secret famous usa university. Please come in, Mr. Secret Expert." What do you have for us today?" SE: "Another lunar identification for you Mr. Mumhamed" (Hands him large lunar certificate) MY: "Thank You Mr. Secret Expert. Boys and girls, can you say 'LUNAR' ? (MY hangs certificate on tent wall covered with certificates) And I have something for you, Mr. Secret Expert. (hands him large black crusted rock with white interior) SE: " Oh another meteorite! And look, the black fusion crust is an inch thick. (close-up of crust) This must be a special meteorite!" MY: "What do you mean, Mr. Secret Expert"? SE: " This one must be from the planet VENUS. But I have to get back to the secret famous usa university and do some expert tests to make sure, Bye Mr. Mumhamed. Bye, Boys and girls" (he leaves) MY: " Byeeee, Mr. Secret Expert. Hurry Back! Boys and girls, can you say 'VENUS' ? Is that exciting? If you want to purchase some of the new VENUS meteorite, please send your money to the address on the screen. Remember, send only paper money like this (holds up money) , not change like this! (holds up change in other hand) O.K. Next time Mr. Mumhamed is going to take you to the place where he finds all his valuable meteorites. That's right, Boys and girls, we are going 'meteorite hunting.' But we don't go during the day! No, Mr. Mumhamed finds his best meteorites at night. Now, don't be afraid, there is nothing to worry about. We will have a good flashlight because it will be very, very late at night. We will visit all the Meteorite shops in the area. No, we are NOT going inside , we will go around back. The shops will all be closed. That is when we find the really, really, good meteorites. Boys and girls, can you say 'REJECT PILE?' (puts on his robe and sandals and blows out his houka) Could you be, Would you be, Won't you be my Lunar? Byeeee" END David Freeman wrote: > Dear Fans of the Yous; > I formerly offered my uncopy-written idea to the Jakster but he was > laughing so hard he didn't take me seriously....therefore, I offer it to > you, those in the world of critics and those with meteorites > . > "Mr. Mohamed's Neighborhood" A satirical television series based on > adventure, exotic travel, non- science, and dreams of one dreamer > (remember Willy Wonka and Indy (Jones)?). > Mr. Mohamed walks into the room and takes off his robe and sandals (we > are back at the oasis). He walks through his beautiful multi-colored > rock garden (complete with little waterfalls). "Boys and girls, why do > we read about minerals and rocks?" So we can learn that we are picking > up just purdy-garden rocks for our special lunar rock garden. Sometimes > boys and girls, we don't understand rocks, and others don't understand > our zeal and lack of knowledge in our purdy-garden rocks. We will just > try and bluff them all, the world is a very big place boys and girls, we > will just bluff them. See...lots of lunar meteorites! This is a very > special place...in our mind. > ...and as Mr. Mohamed ends, he puts on his robe and sandals, and blows > out his houka...could you be, would you be, won't you be my lunar? > > I was prodded to post this work of art? > Davehamared Mahattma-coat Gudanzer > > We had the sky, up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on > our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, > or only just happened. > -Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > DiamondMeteor wrote: > > >================================================ > >http://pages.britishlibrary.net/mhy10/meteor/brn.htm > >================================================ > > > >______________________________________________ > >Meteorite-list mailing list > >[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >http://www.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > > > > > > ______________________________________________ > Meteorite-list mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://www.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list ______________________________________________ Meteorite-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
