Hi Adam,

Now I know why that beauty you recently enchained finally said yes. I'm trying 
desperately to stay on topic here, but I must reveal that my experiments 
involve dispensing copious amounts of Mum's extra brut to the distaff side 
whilst imbibing a tenth of a gram of any 1AB I can get a hold of....and a 
Viagra.

Cordially,  

Guido 

-----Original Message-----
>From: Adam Hupe <raremeteori...@yahoo.com>
>Sent: Apr 24, 2013 8:34 AM
>To: Adam <meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com>
>Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
>
>Yes, I had a customer who was buying up every small vial of NWA 5000 lunar 
>cutting dust I had for sale.  He asked if he could buy some off to the side 
>and I said no problem.  He was pleased to hear that I had over a pound of it 
>until I told him that the rest was dedicated to a project.  I suggested he buy 
>NWA 482 lunar dust instead.
>
>He bought a vial of NWA 482 and was not pleased.   I asked what the problem 
>was and he admitted that he was adding the dust to saki and drinking it after 
>dinner.  He stated that the NWA 482 dust didn't work and that his wife was not 
>happy.  He went on to explain that the NWA 5000 dust made him a young man in 
>the bedroom and that if I did not provide him with more that he would leave me 
>negative feedback on eBay.    I told him that I would provide him with a gram 
>and that is all I could spare at the time.   He then accused me of 
>substituting NWA 482 dust instead of NWA 5000.  He then bought a rather large 
>slice to grind up himself.
>
>I am sure it was the saki giving him prowess but he believed it was the moon 
>dust.  I finally blocked this guy from bidding not wanting to risk negative 
>feedback.
>
>Adam
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>----- Original Message -----
>From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks <meteoritem...@gmail.com>
>To: Mendy Ouzillou <ouzil...@yahoo.com>
>Cc: Adam Hupe <raremeteori...@yahoo.com>; Adam 
><meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com>
>Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:56 AM
>Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
>
>Well, this does explain my ravishing youthful looks, vibrant attitude,
>and stallion-like reproductive prowess.  After years of consuming
>meteorite dust, it's finally starting to pay off!
>
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>On 4/24/13, Mendy Ouzillou <ouzil...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Adam,
>>
>> During the campus-wide Berkeley Days event last weekend, Crystal, Jacob and
>> I went to visit Jason, Peter and Barbara Utas who put on an incredible
>> outreach/educational program. In a classroom of the earth sciences building,
>> they displayed some impressive specimens from their collection. They were so
>> swamped that I volunteered to help for about 1.5 hours answering various
>> questions from the very young to the very old, from the really ridiculous to
>> the really thoughtful.
>>
>> This woman came in with her two children and began quizzing me about
>> meteorites having special energy or properties (not the scientific kind
>> either). She then proceeded to tell me that her homeopathic doctor
>> "prescribed" meteoritic iron to give to one of her children for either
>> breathing or anxiety issues. I was suffering from both of those as she was
>> telling me her story and thankfully had 2 grams of Sikhote Alin between the
>> cheek and gums to address the issues. When I calmly explained to her that
>> meteorites are made up of the same things as earth rocks and in fact
>> contained trace amounts of other undesirable things that should not be given
>> to children, she grew slightly offended and told me that her homeopath (wait
>> for it ...), "well, he is a doctor" before waling out the door.
>>
>> After the visitor left, I told the story to Peter (who is a practicing
>> medical doctor) and Jason and they suggested it was probably just an
>> off-the-shelf iron supplement and we all sighed in relief that she was
>> probably only being scammed. I then promptly spit out the Sikhote.
>>
>> I was able to educate two people who came in about the synergy between
>> hunters, collectors and scientists and hopefully cleared away some of their
>> misconceptions regarding meteorite ownership.
>>
>> My favorite moment was when a 10 or 11 year old boy told me he saw the
>> Novato fire ball. I told him to go tell Jason because he would be really
>> jealous ;-) and ask Jason to show him an actual Novato meteorite. HOW COOL
>> IS THAT!!!!
>>
>>
>> All in all, huge kudos to Jason and his family for putting on an incredible
>> event that clearly requires significant effort. The effort is also physical
>> in that they bring in LARGE irons for everyone to enjoy.
>>
>>
>> Mendy Ouzillou
>>
>>
>>>________________________________
>>> From: Adam Hupe <raremeteori...@yahoo.com>
>>>To: Adam <meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com>
>>>Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:07 AM
>>>Subject: [meteorite-list] Meteoritic stardust anti-ageing cream
>>>
>>>
>>>It looks somebody found a new use for Saharan meteorite dust.  A company in
>>> Spain is actually crushing meteorites and adding it to cream.
>>>
>>>
>>>Link:
>>>
>>>
>>>http://post.jagran.com/Now-antiageing-cream-that-contains-meteorite-stardust-to-keep-you-young-1356693245
>>>
>>>And to think, I used to wash out chondrite cutting dust under a tree in my
>>> front yard which has been growing like mad the last five years.  Maybe
>>> there is something to it.  I could add some to sun-block around here in
>>> the desert and make a fortune.  I could claim it blocks solar and other
>>> radiation from space and make a small fortune. This could be the ticket!
>>> The rust in the dust will make for a good fake tan while protecting your
>>> skin at the same time.
>>>
>>>
>>>Why did I not think of this sooner?  On the other hand, these cure-all
>>> gimmicks have been around centuries. It would be similar to selling
>>> gladiator sweat as a beauty product like the Romans did.
>>>
>>>Adam
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