This is from another list I'm on. Always good for a chuckle. > How To Unsubscribe > > > > To unsubscribe from the list service you must first purchase a > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can > be obtained from most hardware stores and dental clinics. Be sure to > obtain the proper permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear > Regulatory Commission and the Food and Drug Administration in > Washington D.C. USA. > > Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in its > accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top > of the perforated Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using > the eight-millimeter torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is > mounted at a 66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is > flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the > four sections of the triangular separation gear into the posture > cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid adhesive strip. > Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it > seated correctly. Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt > batteries in the power chamber. > > > > The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional > digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. Insert the > digital corkscrew through the electronic combustion service chamber > using caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control > module and quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn the > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside down > and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while > shaking the unit vigorously. Force open the door to the incineration > valve compartment and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi. > > > > Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. The unit should now be > properly calibrated and ready to use. > > > > Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription > Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet > above sea level to insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen > level and barometric pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by > northeast to within the parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather > satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft on the southern most > section of the modular accelerator. > > > > Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the > heater core to the "on" position. The "on" position has been obtained > when the green light begins to flash, signifying that the red light is > about to go off. Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch > labeled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and count to 47 before logging > on to the system. > > > > Logon using your username and password and wait for the prompt. Once > prompted you must check the box with the appropriate action you wish > to take and then press the pressure release button and turn off the > compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters per minute. > Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, number lock, > escape and tab simultaneously. Press enter. > > > > You will have one second to complete the procedure. If you fail to > respond in the time limit allowed, simply purchase a new Craft-O-Matic > Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning. > > > > Please remember that this is the only way we will accept for you to > unsubscribe from this service. We have made every attempt to simplify > the procedure for your convenience. Failure to comply with the > unsubscribe policy will result in immediate termination of your > subscription so please follow the above directions closely. > > > > - Danger Dan
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