Lots of groaning there, but quite funny!
------------------------------------------------------ Southern is defined by an attitude, not a latitude. On Dec 6, 2011, at 5:00 AM, Mark Phillips wrote: > NPC, NMC certainly not PC but pretty funny. > > Enjoy, > Mark > > With Euro going down, Ford to buy Renault > > Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering > teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. > > Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus”, they have designed the > “Clitaurus”. > It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let > alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. > > Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be > a real bitch to start in the morning! > Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you > can't get it to turn over. > > New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly > expensive to get rid of. > Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but > eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically > increases with age. > > Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say > that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. > > This model is not expected to reach collector status. > Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed. > > > _______________________________________________ > Miatapower mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.miatapower.net/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/miatapower
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