Which reminds me of an old joke called "One Morning in Bangkok".
One Morning in Bangkok
The July 1981 newsletter of the Tasek Utara Golf Club in Johor Baru,
Malaysia, contained the following linguistically intriguing dialog
between a hotel guest and the room service at a certain Bangkok
hotel. (Quoted from Far Eastern Economic Review September 4, 1981.)
Room Service: Morny, rune sore-bees.
Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service.
RS: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to odor sunteen?
HG: I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July then?
HG: What?
RS: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch ... .?
HG: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please.
RS: Ow July thee baycome? Crease?
HG: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Okay. An Santos?
HG: What?
RS: Santos, July Santos?
HG: Ugh ... I don't know ... I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo one toes?
HG: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don't know what
judo-one-toes means. I'm sorry.
RS: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan, toes? Ow bow eenglish mopping we
bother?
HG: English muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast! Fine.
An English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
HG: No. Just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
HG: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.
RS: Copy?
HG: I feel terrible about this but ...
RS: Copy. Copy, tea, mill.
HG: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease baycome,
tossy eenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?
HG: Whatever you say.
RS: Okay. Tenjewberrymud.
HG: You're welcome.
bp
On 10/15/2012 2:09 PM, Ty Featherling wrote:
Damnit Josh, that made me do a spit-take!
-Ty
On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 4:07 PM, Josh Luthman
<j...@imaginenetworksllc.com>wrote:
Wur speekin inglish. It's torch!
Josh Luthman
Office: 937-552-2340
Direct: 937-552-2343
1100 Wayne St
Suite 1337
Troy, OH 45373
On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 3:14 PM, Meftah Tayeb <tayeb.mef...@gmail.com
wrote:
Sh, Sh; torsh, Josh ;)
----- Original Message ----- From: "Ty Featherling" <
tyfeatherl...@gmail.com>
To: "Mikrotik discussions" <mikrotik@mail.butchevans.com>
Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:04 AM
Subject: Re: [Mikrotik] Identifying high Packets Per Second connections
TORCH! Why did I forget torch? Thanks Josh!
-Ty
On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 3:59 PM, Josh Luthman
<j...@imaginenetworksllc.com>**wrote:
Torch would be super easy...
Josh Luthman
Office: 937-552-2340
Direct: 937-552-2343
1100 Wayne St
Suite 1337
Troy, OH 45373
On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 4:57 PM, Ty Featherling <
tyfeatherl...@gmail.com
wrote:
I have a Ubiquiti AP that isn't performing as I would expect it to.
Comparing it to another AP of the same type and customer count I >
noticed
that this AP has as high of a packets/second count at 5Mbps as the >
other
does at 10Mbps. That got me to wondering what was the source of those
high
packets/second. Is there any way using RouterOS to monitor or
otherwise
find the packets/second per connection or source address?
Thanks,
Ty
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