A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came down the aisle and announced to
the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just
put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-patty put us on the
ground."
The woman calmly turned her head, looking at the flight attendant
with distain, and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I
take orders from no one."
Without missing a beat the flight attendant replied, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you... Tray-up, bitch!"
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