At Sunday Church The minister asked if anyone would like to give praise for answered prayers. A woman stepped up to the podium.
She Said her husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle crash that crushed his scrotum. The pain was terrible. Men in the congregation gasped in empathy. He couldn’t hold me or the children and was in pain at every moment. The doctors did a delicate five-hour operation and pieced together the remains of Tom’s scrotum and wrapped wire around it. The men shuddered as they imagined the horrible surgery. Now, thanks to the Lord, his scrotum is healed, she said. The men sighed with relief as she went back to her seat. Then, a man slowly made his way to the podium. All he said was this, “Hi, I’m Tom. I just wanted to tell my wife that the word is sternum. -- "no cause is lost if there is but one fool to fight for it" ~Will Turner~ ~Pirate's of the Caribbean @ World's End~ "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." ~Goethe www.moliberty.org http://417-political-pundit.blogspot.com The power to tax involves the power to destroy. ~Justice John Marshall~ Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -Pericles (430 B.C.) A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. ~Justice John Marshall~
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