A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the
counter in the pro shop and says,
"I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddy."
The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but
all
of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this: We
just
received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with
you
out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your
round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee,
looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the
job."
The robot caddy turned to the man and said, "No sir.. Use your 3 wood. A
driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, the golfer pulled
out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about
10
feet to the right front of the hole on the green.
The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
assistance.
As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is gonna
break left to right." The robot then again spoke up and said,
"No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."
Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided
again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks
to
the robot and his advice. But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was
the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new
robot golf caddy.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How
was your game ?" The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever
played.
Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next
week."
A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon
entering,
he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes
of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well
the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had
too many complaints."
"COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained about those robots? They
were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that
they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was
blinding to other golfers on the fair way."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show up
for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the
other
thinks he's the President."
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