Ever been driving through the parking lot, and spot that perfect spot, but some moron has decided to park his new corvette across the 2 spots because he's just that damn important? well, you could get even by denting his ride, but then you'd be a bigger asshole than he was, so just follow my instructions, print out this e-mail,a nd cut out the following text, blow it up on a copier, and make you a few copies to keep in the glove box......have fun.....
CITIZEN PARKING VIOLATION STATE:___________ LICENSE #:________ TIME:_____________ VEHICLE:__________ This is not a ticket, but if it were in my power, you would receive two. Because of your bull-headed, feeble attempt at parking, you have take enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical, simple minded, cell-phone using, makeup-applying, tail-gating, or driving-slow- in-the-fast-lane type of driver, and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off, wishing you an early transmission failure, (on the freeway at about 4:45 pm). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. WITH MY COMPLIMENTS _____________ List Sponsor: http://www.netsville.com To remove yourself from this list, send mail to [email protected] with 'unsubscribe a2_16v' in the body of your message See us on the web at http://www.a2-16v.com Visit the 16V Homepage at http://www.gti16v.org
