Ever been driving through the parking lot, and spot that perfect spot,
but 
some moron has decided to park his new corvette across the 2 spots
because 
he's just that damn important?  well, you could get even by denting his
ride, 
but then you'd be a bigger asshole than he was, so just follow my 
instructions, print out this e-mail,a nd cut out the following text, blow
it 
up on a copier, and make you a few copies to keep in the glove
box......have 
fun.....

CITIZEN
PARKING
VIOLATION

STATE:___________
LICENSE #:________
TIME:_____________
VEHICLE:__________

This is not a ticket, but if it were in my power,
you would receive two.
Because of your bull-headed, feeble attempt
at parking, you have take enough room for a
20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a 
safari of pygmies from the African Interior.

The reason for giving you this is so that in the
future you may think of someone other than 
yourself.  Besides, I don't like domineering, 
egotistical, simple minded, cell-phone using,
makeup-applying, tail-gating, or driving-slow-
in-the-fast-lane type of driver, and you probably
fit into one of these categories.

I sign off, wishing you an early transmission
failure, (on the freeway at about 4:45 pm).
Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels
infest your armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS
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