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Apple announced a bunch of new features during the WWDC keynote that took place yesterday. As it happens after any such event, people started comparing Apple and Android. The debate took an ugly turn as the parties started throwing old Nokia phones at each other to inflict injuries. Our Mocktale reporter listened to both the parties to figure out which is better. An Android fan-boy put forward his argument and said, "Apple is looting its customer by selling gadgets at exorbitant prices. Every Apple product is an amalgamation of some of the best features from Microsoft and Google. Apple is going in the wrong direction and they don't even realize it because they are using Apple maps. Even after paying sky high prices for an iPhone, you have to shell out extra money for apps, which is like paying to use the washroom of your newly purchased house. All criticism aside, I simply hate Apple products as I can't afford them." An Apple user replied to all the accusations and said, "Apple products signify exclusivity. Android phones are like those cheap, pirated t-shirts that you get outside the mall. I might have taken a loan from the bank to buy an iPhone, but that's the price you have to pay for exclusivity. Also, I would love to continue making fun of Android, but my iPhone is running out of charge, so I have to leave." We also talked to one of the three Nokia users left in the world, and he said, "Nokia has features which will put both Android and Apple to shame. My Nokia phone can be used as a paperweight and it needs to be charged only once in a month. And I don't care how bad Nokia is made out to be because it is any day better than a Blackberry.'' Stories in Mocktale are works of fiction intended to bring a smile to your face. They bear no connection to events and characters in real life. सादर With thanks and regards (राजेश आसुदानी Rajesh Asudani) सहायक महाप्रबंधक AGM बाजार आसूचना एकाई MIU भारतीय रिजर्व बैंक Reserve Bank Of India नागपुर Nagpur Co-Moderator VIB-India President VIBEWA Phone: 0712 2806846 A-pilll = Action coupled with Positivity, Interest, Love, Logic and Laughter ________________________________ Caution: The Reserve Bank of India never sends mails, SMSs or makes calls asking for personal information such as your bank account details, passwords, etc. It never keeps or offers funds to anyone. Please do not respond in any manner to such offers, however official or attractive they may look. Notice: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, use, review, distribution, printing or copying of the information contained in this e-mail message and/or attachments to it are strictly prohibited. If you have received this email by error, please notify us by return e-mail or telephone and immediately and permanently delete the message and any attachments. The recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. The Reserve Bank of India accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://accessindia.org.in/pipermail/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.org.in/attachments/20150610/63e3c0a8/attachment.html> Search for previous postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in _______________________________________________ Mobile.accessindia mailing list Mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.org.in to post send mail to: mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in Disclaimer: 1. Contents of the mails, factual, or otherwise, reflect the thinking of the person sending the mail and AI in no way relates itself to its veracity; 2. AI cannot be held liable for any commission/omission based on the mails sent through this mailing list..
