I once was on a plane where I was served by an
obviously gay male
Flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to
where I was sitting
and announced  "The Captain has asked me to
announce that he will be landing the big scary plane
shortly, so if you could just put up your trays,
that would be great."  I did as he had instructed
but the woman sitting next to me did not.
A few moments later, our flight attendant came back
and said to her:
"Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big
scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray
so that the captain can land the plane."
She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry
and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly
turned to him and said:
"In my country, I am called a princess. I take
orders from no one."
Our flight attendant replied:
"Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen
and I out rank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"


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