...we had to have the pudding... Russ, that was on my answering machine for no less than 2 years when I first moved out on my own. I love that sketch, as well as Capt. Monterey Jack. "Hi, I'm Doug. What can I guy like me do to keep cheese fresh?" "There are the three H's: Head, heart, and small plastic containers. God gave you a brain, Doug, learn how to use it! Sit down!" The only other comic message that stayed on my machine any longer was from Space Ghost Coast To Coast, where he interviews Lassie... I won't quote that entire offering for you unless you ask me nicely. and it helps you on yr way to yr busy dying day, *phiL* ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com