sorry about this everyone, i know this is an inconvenience to you all... so 
just print this bad boy out and it entitles you to kick me in the junk (one 
kicking per person, no cleats please)... as some of you may or may not know, 
i have a radio show... i never claimed for it to be good, and god knows that 
i am not going to start now... but this week instead of shitty music, you 
have the chance to hear my shrill voice along side that of Kyle Gass of 
Tenacious D fame... don't ask me how i got this one to happen, but rather ask 
me what i won't have... i no longer have my mortal soul, legs or any rights 
to my first born... but it's all worth it... how might you be able to hear 
this meeting of titans?  well if you live within the 15 foot range of kuci 
88.9fm in irvine, well then tune your radio to the aforementioned channel and 
drool away... to those less lucky you can go to www.kuci.org and click on 
listen live (it enables you to listen to the show live, jackass)... the glory 
of both options: you can still look at pornography while listening, turning 
unproductive sleeping time into highly productive "personal time"... oh you 
want to know when too?  you people sure are pushy... it's going to be this 
sunday morning, that's 02.27.00, from 5-7am... some of you may be moaning, 
but i don't give a shit... it's worth it.. you wanna call and breathe heavy 
on the phone while looking at naked pictures of your first cousin?  that's 
cool... i'll gladly listen and perhaps join in, just make sure you call 
949.824.5824.  if you've never even been blessed with the mind and ass 
blowing glory that is THE D, go to www.tenaciousd.net and get yourself some 
mp3s... you will shit yourself and if you don't, this entitles you to a free 
kiss from me (tongue may or not be used...) 
to recap... kg from tenacious d will be skinny dipping in a sea of leigh from 
5-7am this sunday (02.27.00) on radio radio... point your computadora to 
www.kuci.org or your orange county radio to 88.9fm... good lovin' for one and 
all that listens... *thuggs and kisses!*... 


love and rocketsauce, 


leigh "i make babies cry" dierck 

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