i just got this off of the man or astro man mailing list. it has everthing
you could possible want besides any mention of waffles. but you cant have
everthing. im sending this in segments due to its size.
WARNING: the opinions of this email do not necesarily reflect those of
Z.A.C.H. or of the Evil Fetus Aliens.
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Subject: Band-a-minute
Beck - Nerdish twerp turns millionaire pop icon.
Jets to Brazil - I swear I used to have a distortion pedal. I swear I
used to be enormously influential. I swear this many college kids
didn't always screw to my album.
Hot Water Music - Every phrase I sayyyyyyy... just sort of trails
offffffff... I guess that's why we're emooooooo.... Now harmonize!
Three Mile Pilot - Oceans. Castles. Horses. Dude, we've gotta stop
letting my little sister write lyrics.
Dub Narcotic Sound System - Calvin, any of these three notes can be
yours. Choose wisely.
Polyvinyl Records Roster - Every album comes stained with whine.
Sensitivity now available in classy blue and grey packaging.
godheadSilo - Sweat pants. Moustaches. And still people swear we're ART.
Slaves - We are not the VSS, we are not Angelhair... Oh, sorry, I
wasn't listening.
Mary Lou Lord - Aren't my chipmunk cheeks just adorable?
Lois Maffeo - I wish I had Mary's cheeks.
Pansy Division - Is this confrontationalist political activism or
simply a way for straight boys pretend they're gay?
Team Dresch - Is this confrontationalist political activism or simply
a way for straight girls to pretend they're lesbian?
New Wet Kojak - Ohh, it's SUPPOSED to be funny, right? RIGHT? Hmmm...
Zeni Geva - Are the Americans laughing at the fat Japanese guitarist?
Or is it the short one who entertains them?
Sarge - I am pretty. Watch me snort coke. More bass! More guitar!
Tell me I'm pretty.
Thingy/Heavy Vegetable - See a 16-year old boy in the body of a jaded
30-year old. No rhyme scheme in sight.
Jim O'Rourke - Hahahahaha... I bet you people STILL think I'm
"cutting edge". But then, when has Burt Bachrach been anything but
extreme avant-garde?
Godspeed you black emperor! - Ok, I've got this idea for a new song.
It'll start out slow and quiet with violins and pretty sounds. Then
we'll start a tape of some guy ranting about urban decay. Then we'll
get faster and faster and louder and louder until we can't go any
faster. Then we'll get slow and pretty and it'll be over. Sound
good?
5ive Style - Please... Somebody just put us out of our misery. Nobody
likes Led Zeppelin THIS much!
Heroic Doses - So, everybody loved 5ive Style. But wouldn't we be
even better with a really WHITE drummer? I think so.
The Ex - Democracy is bad. Enjoy our jerky rhythms.
Sex Pistols - We're old, and sometimes dead.
Wire - See Gang of 4.
Gang of 4 - See Wire.
The Peechees - See The Make-Up.
The Make-Up - See Prince.
Prince - See Little Richard.
Dolomite - Let's play weird angular rock. We're not popular. Let's
play country. We're not popular. Let's break up.
Rodan - See John Candy film, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"
Slint - See weird scary carnival lady and pirates that paint the
houses. My microphone's fucked up. I miss you.
Joan of Arc - Abstract expressionism is a bunch of crap... or
something, I dunno. ummm....lala, chicken for baby. Dostoevsky hangs
his hat on me.
Belle & sebastian - I love Nick Drake.
Nick Drake - I'm dead.
Big Black - We're smart assholes.
Caspar Brotzmann Massaker - Black. Black. Throw bricks at guitars.
Don Caballero - Man, that guy's a good drummer. Man, that guy's a
funny dancer. Is he playing that backwards?
Superchunk - We're young and high on life. I'm excited. We're old. I'm
bored.
Metroschifter - I like Coke. Our bassist talks weird.
Cat Power - I'm one fucked up chick.
Smog - I'm one fucked up dude.
Royal Trux - We're two fucked up people.
Drag City Roster - We're all just fucked up.
King Kong - I'm a funky monkey, and I smell like one too.
Tortoise - I like Miles Davis. Buy my 30 different remix records.
Stereolab - Marx Marx Marx. Give me money.
Pavement - Our lyrics are difficult. Two bucks on the filly to place.
June of 44 - $hark$ And $ailor$! $HARK$ AND $AILOR$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!
Shipping News - Behold! The future of music: BOAT ROCK!!!
Rachel's - By making literary references I improve my music (and image).
Sun City Girls - I'm weird. Observe my invented language.
Ruins - I'm Japanese. Observe my invented language.
Earth Crisis - Boy are we short. KILL THE CHEESEMAN!
Low - We're both Mormon. Let's be sad together. Who's the kid playing bass?
Archers of Loaf - College was fun.
Lungfish - I am Fidel Castro! Arrrrrrr!!!!!
Henry Cow - Cities decayS But while they do lets hear a woodwind solo.
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - BLUES EXPLOSION!!!!!! (these white kids
will never know better).
This Heat - Let's make up Touch N Go first.
Born Against - garble garble roar scream garble fuck the system
garble wretch garble
David Grubbs - I am an English major. I am a troubadour. The
inanimate object does something odd.
Bikini Kill - Grrrl Power!!!!! Pardon me while I strip.
Glenn Branca - Put up with my arrogant personality while I rewrite
myself many times over.
The Coctails - I'm happy. I'm sad. I'm happy. Look! A musical saw!
Crain - Stupid rocket houseS Now we'll never make it.
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