Do you want to know what makes me mad about
alcohol?
Too bad.
People don't know how to use it
judiciously. Some people do, but too many people don't. I went to a
bar tonight with a friend of mine because they have $.10 chicken wings, and his
sister works there, so we get free stuff and we know everybody. Kind of
like Cheers. Anyway, we were sitting there, just munching on chicken wings
and downing Mountain Dew when some guy sits down at the table next to us and
starts saying "Psssst!!! Psssst!!!" So we look over at
him, and he asks us if he could use our ash tray. We gave it to him, but
we could tell that he was REALLY drunk.
So our waitress, who was being really nice and
productive, gives us refills on our Mountain Dews. As she was leaving, the
drunk guy gets her attention, and starts off the conversation by saying,
"Remember last week when I tried to tell you that you need to smile
more?!?! What happened? Why ain't you smilin'?" She gave
some indecipherable response, but I could tell that she didn't want to talk to
him. And then he's like, "Were you on the rag last
week?"
"Ummmm...no..."
"Are you on the rag this
week?"
"Ummmm..."
"You married?"
"Hell no."
"You been knocked up? Got any
kids?"
"No."
"Whatcha doin' Thursday?"
"Hangin' out with my
friends."
"Got any nights free this
week?"
"Nope. I'm busy."
"No nights free? Why you keep shootin'
me down?"
"I dunno..."
"You got a boyfriend?"
"Yeah."
"You got two boyfriends?"
"No..."
"Awwww...damn...every girl needs two
boyfriends. Didn't you know that?"
That's when I decided to get her away, so I asked
her for our check. That got her away, but I'm not sure what happened after
we left because she still had tables in the area. I felt sorry for her,
too, because she was trying to be fairly polite about it all. But I was
pissed.
And that's why I don't like alcohol. It
makes people do stupid things sometimes.
Drinking in moderation is fine, though, I
guess. But I wouldn't do it.
~Ryan
"on your star wars sheets
when you set the scene
was she seducing you
or did she want to scream?
it's you versus you versus you versus you versus
you versus you..."
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- Re: [MMouse]: blue balls and all that bullsh*t Ryan Morgan