...this is fucking hilarious, no matter what yr blind acceptance may
be. (If not, you are surely already dead. Please check yr pulse.)
[Notice: I didn't mention anything about those Dallas Stars & the
hicks in the crowd. Who says there is no such thing as gracious
winners?]
Keep reading,
Justin
> Dear Dr. Laura,
>
> Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have
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> learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as
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> many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
>
> lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
>
> states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from
>
> you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow
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> them:
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> When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing
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> odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my
>
> neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal
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> with this?
>
> I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus
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> 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
>
> I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period
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> of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell?
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> I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
>
> Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around
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> us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not
>
> Canadians. Can you clarify?
>
> I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
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> clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
>
> him myself?
>
> A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination
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> (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than
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> homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
>
> Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
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> defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear prescription glasses. Does
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> my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
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> I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can
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> help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
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> unchanging.
