Help, no room at the inn!

[Jeffrey W. Baker]

Howdy,

Because I am an Authentic 99.44 Percent Pure Jackass(tm) I haven't booked
a room at the O'Reilly convention fast approaching.  I called the hotel
today and all they were able to offer me were some overpriced suites that
I don't want.  I would be very grateful if one of you good fellows with
whom I have shared this list for so long, and who booked a double room for
themselves, would generously allow me to occupy the other bed and split
the room rate.

Please email me!

-jwb