Can't believe this. I'm back five minutes (after signing off to be at LVG and SF but I gather some of you may already know that. Right, movin' swiftly on...) and already I'm rising to Secular's bait. And after everyone else has chucked their own tuppence worth in. I was going to ask if I'd missed anything ;) But obviously not. Ho-hum, life goes on. >From: "Paul Secular" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Mark McSquare > >From: Mark McNulty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Mobile phones are not square, in fact what the fuck is 'square' anyway? > >Don't you know ANYTHING?! Square is the opposite of hip/cool. > > >Square is an old insult and mods look like squares anyway, conforming to > >a largely strict set of rules. > >I disagree. Mods do not look like squares. >This one sentence exposes your ignorance to modernism - and I think none of >the mods on here will ever take you seriously again. Just shut it, Paul. You've got it the wrong way around. It's you no-one can take seriously. And lay off Mark, he's one of the top geezers around the scene. As for being square, it's the new cool, didn't you know? >Paul, is it you that doesn't smoke, take > >drugs or rarely drink? Who's the square now? > >That's right.................. >Drinking/smoking and taking drugs is for squares. Did you just turn into a straight-edger? You'll need some baggy trousers then. >Espresso/cappuccino for me..... >or on occasion a vodka and orange or Archers and Lemonade. The latter of which you drink when you're trousers aren't so tight, I take it. > >Smoking may look good if done right - but it's unhealthy and extremely >unpleasant........... Have you been watching those Harry Enfield spoof 40s ads again, Paul? >Who wants to kiss a girl that tastes of tobacco?! Plenty, believe me. Katrina ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com