>Miss Misa wrote: > >ps-save the britpop slags, k? Why, are they in danger? Is this another appeal? SAVE THE BRITPOP SLAGS. The Britpop Slag, once thriving in colonies across the North American continent has seen a sharp decline in numbers over the last few years. Researchers on both sides of the Atlantic are said to be extremely worried about the future of these cheeky denizens of the night, noted for their fine plumage and uniform black bobs. "The numbers started to trail off rapidly soon after Blur stopped being cockneys" commented one expert, a Dr. Sargeant of Los Angeles. "With the death of britpop in 1992, it was inevitable that a "knock-on" effect would be experienced by North American fans of Dick Van Dyke type music. The five year delay on American understanding of British culture means that only now are we really seeing the very real possibility of the complete eradication of the Britpop slag." "It's a sad day when any old tosser from the British Isles can't affect a Steptoe accent and be sure to pull an impressionable young lady." offered professional ex-pat Charlie Wanker (real name Charles Wankington-Forthright the 3rd.), who has based his entire life around the B.S. "It's getting so bad I'm considering Canada for fuck's sake." A Britpop slag reached for the story could only comment that Pulp just aren't as good anymore. Sorry it's real slow at work today James ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
