Hello,
Twas written....
"i was simply wondering if any of you were aware of
  what age one must be in order to go see to brian
  jonestown massacre play on saturday. i do believe that
  that the horrid popscene night at 330 ritch is 18+ but
  i am unaware of saturday nights. any information would
  be greatly appreciated. 
  thank you"

Here`s a top tip (or 2) for you:
1. Grow a "bum fluff" moustache starting approx 2 weeks before the
event. It fools all bouncers, you look old enough to get in. Simple but
brilliant.
2. Rehearse your date of birth starting now - remember it must be one
that JUST turns you 18. If challenged, either say you`ve forgot your id
(or look in your pockets and swear you`ve lost it) or borrow/steal
something without a photo belonging to an 18 year old.
3. Don`t smell of cider, or be stupidly drunk. But get an alcopop or 2
down you to give you a bit of Dutch courage.
4. Tell people you`ve travelled MILES to get here, they`ll feel sorry
for you and let you in.
5. Talk loudly outside abut what a hoot your 18th birthday was, and how
great life at University is.
6. Don`t pay - get someone obviously older to say "2 please".
7. Get in with a girl, they never turn women away. If you are a girl,
don`t worry, your in ! And forget point 1.

Not sure is anyone has any better suggestions, but they are dead certs
in the UK,

Cheers,
David W.
-- 
David Walker

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