I was sitting in an english garden. It was five in the afternoon when I thought that Jenny Jones' makeover party was boring that I brusquely heard the screams in my quiet residencial space. I immediately ran to the window and saw what seemed to be two pekinese mongrels' heads jerking about. I stepped outside thinking that my heart would jump out my chest, hearing it thump in my ears, sinking away from my best... I closed the sliding door behind me and approached the fence. Through the hole I saw two geriatrics going at it. They were Ned and Phil from the hardware store. I always wondered why they closed so early. Their sweat glistened in a scenario like those 70s love scenes in the outdoors. Very reminiscent of the COCKFIGHTER (The bright orange sun between two cocks, ready to fight). Something came over me, where the shock ended, and I began to giggle uncontrolably. They stopped. I crawled to the nearest door, so they would not see me, but it was too late. A wrinkled neck rose and jerked to the side paraplegically. At that moment Ned's shocked mouth had opened so fast to speak that his dentures flew out and onto the grass. "What the hell are you doing!?!?! Get the hell out of here!" [Ned]. I remain hidden in a bush, breathing heavily like a pervert on the telephone. I felt wrong, I felt ashamed, I was the pervert on the phone, but what the hell were two old men doing having a bit of the vertical fun outside my door?!!!?!? "Mind your P's and Q's dear, we're very gay! now go away!" [Phil] I hid some more and decided to peek one more time. My head rose to the level of the top of the fence and they could see the whites of my eyes. How was I going to escape? I stood up and walked away as they put their clothes back on. Rockport standards, L.L. Bean, and thick glasses intact, precise. I only glanced back once more to show that I still cared and closed my door. For the next couple of weeks my mother would demand me to go to the hardware store and buy nuts, screws, for our house was falling apart mysteriously. I could not keep a straight face. There was nothing better to do than watch my neighbors go at it from behind the fence. Carolin.a _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aVxiMu.aVzSEg Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: [email protected] T O P I C A -- Learn More. Surf Less. Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Topics You Choose. http://www.topica.com/partner/tag01 ==^================================================================
