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OT:part 8 of the jokes thing.
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Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 13:22:52 +0000 (GMT)
From: =?iso-8859-1?q?simon=20young?= <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: OT:part 8 of the jokes thing.
Here we go again...last part!!
DAVID BECKHAM DECIDED TO TRY HORSEBACK
RIDING, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS
NO LESSONS OR PRIOR EXPERIENCE.
HE MOUNTS THE HORSE, AND UNASSISTED
THE HORSE IMMDEIATELY SPRINGS
INTO MOTION. IT GALLOPS ALONG AT A
STEADY RHYTHMIC PACE PACE AS
POSH STANDS BACK IN ADMIRATION. BUT
THEN HE BEGINS TO SLIP FROM
THE SADDLE. IN TERROR DAVID GRABS THE
HORSE'S MAINE, BUT CAN NOT
SEEM TO GET A FIRM GRIP.
HE TRIES TO THROW HIS ARMS AROUND THE
HORSES NECK, BUT STARTS TO SLIDE DOWN
THE SIDE OF THE HORSE.
THE HORSE GALLOPS ALONG, SEEMINGLY
EMPERVIOUS TO IT'S SLIPPING
RIDER. POSH IS NOW WORRIED.
FINALLY DAVID GIVES UP HIS FRAIL
GRASP, HE NOW ATTEMPTS TO LEAP
AWAY FROM THE HORSE AND THROW HIMSELF
TO SAFETY.
UNFORTUNATELY,
HIS FOOT HAS BECOME ENTANGLED IN THE
STIRRUP, NOW HE IS AT THE
MERCY OF THE HORSE'S POUNDIN HOOVES,
AS HIS HEAD IS STRUCK
AGAINST THE GROUND, OVER AND OVER
AGAIN.
POSH STANDS THERE FRANTIC, UNABLE TO
DO ANYTHING TO HELP AS
DAVID'S HEAD TO BATTERED AGAINST THE
GROUND. HE IS JUST
MOMENTS AWAY FROM UNCONSCIOUSNESS WHEN
TO HIS GREAT FORTUNE
> > > > > >
A TESCO'S SECURITY GUARD, SEES DAVID'S
DISTRESS, LEANS OVER
AND UNPLUGS THE HORSE.
*************************************
A teacher asks her class to use the
word 'contagious' in a
sentence.
Roland,the class suck-up, gets up
straightaway and says, "Last
year I got the flu and my mum said that it
was very contagious. "Well done Roland"
said the teacher
"Can anyone else think of a sentence
with the word contagious".
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails stands
up and says, "My Grandma says there's a nasty bug
going around and it's contagious"
"Well done Katie," says the teacher
"Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says
proudly, "Our next door neighbour is
painting his house with a two inch
brush and my dad says it will
take the contagious."
**********************************
Two bugs were sitting on Robinson Crusoe having a
little chat. Anyway, one bug flies away and says
to his pal....
"See you on Friday"
************************************
That's the last one for now, I'll post another
compedium of frivolity sometime around summer.
Thanks for all the nice comments!! But mainly,
thanks to all the people who sent me these jokes
in the first place!
Sime.
=====
"Whatever the Question...
...some clever cloggs will
have the answer (but NOT
the one you actually wanted)."
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Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 18:23:42 -0000
From: "IAN WAITE" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: OT:part 8 of the jokes thing.
ho god fuck off you lonely bastard
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From: "Simon Young" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "northern mods northern mods" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "KTF KTF"
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Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2001 1:22 PM
Subject: OT:part 8 of the jokes thing.
Here we go again...last part!!
DAVID BECKHAM DECIDED TO TRY HORSEBACK
RIDING, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS
NO LESSONS OR PRIOR EXPERIENCE.
HE MOUNTS THE HORSE, AND UNASSISTED
THE HORSE IMMDEIATELY SPRINGS
INTO MOTION. IT GALLOPS ALONG AT A
STEADY RHYTHMIC PACE PACE AS
POSH STANDS BACK IN ADMIRATION. BUT
THEN HE BEGINS TO SLIP FROM
THE SADDLE. IN TERROR DAVID GRABS THE
HORSE'S MAINE, BUT CAN NOT
SEEM TO GET A FIRM GRIP.
HE TRIES TO THROW HIS ARMS AROUND THE
HORSES NECK, BUT STARTS TO SLIDE DOWN
THE SIDE OF THE HORSE.
THE HORSE GALLOPS ALONG, SEEMINGLY
EMPERVIOUS TO IT'S SLIPPING
RIDER. POSH IS NOW WORRIED.
FINALLY DAVID GIVES UP HIS FRAIL
GRASP, HE NOW ATTEMPTS TO LEAP
AWAY FROM THE HORSE AND THROW HIMSELF
TO SAFETY.
UNFORTUNATELY,
HIS FOOT HAS BECOME ENTANGLED IN THE
STIRRUP, NOW HE IS AT THE
MERCY OF THE HORSE'S POUNDIN HOOVES,
AS HIS HEAD IS STRUCK
AGAINST THE GROUND, OVER AND OVER
AGAIN.
POSH STANDS THERE FRANTIC, UNABLE TO
DO ANYTHING TO HELP AS
DAVID'S HEAD TO BATTERED AGAINST THE
GROUND. HE IS JUST
MOMENTS AWAY FROM UNCONSCIOUSNESS WHEN
TO HIS GREAT FORTUNE
> > > > > >
A TESCO'S SECURITY GUARD, SEES DAVID'S
DISTRESS, LEANS OVER
AND UNPLUGS THE HORSE.
*************************************
A teacher asks her class to use the
word 'contagious' in a
sentence.
Roland,the class suck-up, gets up
straightaway and says, "Last
year I got the flu and my mum said that it
was very contagious. "Well done Roland"
said the teacher
"Can anyone else think of a sentence
with the word contagious".
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails stands
up and says, "My Grandma says there's a nasty bug
going around and it's contagious"
"Well done Katie," says the teacher
"Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says
proudly, "Our next door neighbour is
painting his house with a two inch
brush and my dad says it will
take the contagious."
**********************************
Two bugs were sitting on Robinson Crusoe having a
little chat. Anyway, one bug flies away and says
to his pal....
"See you on Friday"
************************************
That's the last one for now, I'll post another
compedium of frivolity sometime around summer.
Thanks for all the nice comments!! But mainly,
thanks to all the people who sent me these jokes
in the first place!
Sime.
=====
"Whatever the Question...
...some clever cloggs will
have the answer (but NOT
the one you actually wanted)."
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Everything you'll ever need on one web page
from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts
http://uk.my.yahoo.com
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Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 09:26:04 +0000
From: "Andy Roberts" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: OT:part 8 of the jokes thing.
Hey, leave it out. He's only having fun, don't read it if you don't want to.
Its not as if he tries to disguise it as something else to trick you into
reading it.
Sound like a bit of a hypocrit now don't I?
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>Subject: Re: OT:part 8 of the jokes thing.
>Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 18:23:42 -0000
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>ho god fuck off you lonely bastard
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