As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's
funeral, a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and 
mutters:



"Too late pal, I've already done the paperwork" 



What goes round, comes around!



 




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