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Rob Sent from my iPad On 4 Sep 2012, at 20:24, <david.birch1...@talktalk.net> wrote: > > > > Hello chaps - hope you enjoy this little poem: > > Satnav > > > I have a little Satnav > It sits there in my car > A Satnav is a driver's friend > It tells you where you are > > I have a little Satnav > I've had it all my life > It´s better than the normal ones > My Satnav is my wife > > It gives me full instructions > Especially how to drive > "It's thirty miles an hour", it says > "You're doing thirty five" > > It tells me when to stop and start > And when to use the brake > And tells me that it's never ever > Safe to overtake > > It tells me when a light is red > And when it goes to green > It seems to know instinctively > Just when to intervene > > It lists the vehicles just in front > And all those to the rear > And taking this into account > It specifies my gear. > > I'm sure no other driver > Has so helpful a device > For when we leave and lock the car > It still gives its advice > > It fills me up with counselling > Each journey's pretty fraught > So why don't I exchange it > And get a quieter sort? > > Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, > Makes sure I'm properly fed, > It washes all my shirts and things > And - keeps me warm in bed! > > Despite all these advantages > And my tendency to scoff, > I do wish that once in a while > I could turn the damned thing off !! > > > > > ------------------------------------------- > View posts on The Mail Archive > http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ > [http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/] > > Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?&; > Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com ------------------------------------------- View posts on The Mail Archive http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/ [http://www.mail-archive.com/mogtalk2@listbox.com/] Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=22459785&id_secret=22459785-4a39ddf8 Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
