Were Lonnie Donegan alive today !
________________________________ From: peter rafter [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: 23 April 2012 16:13 To: mogtalk2 Subject: [mogtalk2] Richards satnag He has a little Satnav It sits there in his car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are He has a little Satnav He has had it all his life It does more than the normal one His Satnav is his wife It gives him full instructions On exactly how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour" it says "And you're doing thirty five" It tells him when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells him that it's never ever Safe to overtake It tells him when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front It lists those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies his gear I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when he leaves and locks the car It still gives its advice It fills him up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why doesnt he exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house Makes sure Ihe is properly fed It washes all his shirts and things And - keeps him warm in bed! anon peter ConocoPhillips (U.K.) Limited (registered in England and Wales with company number 524868), ConocoPhillips Petroleum Company U.K. Limited (registered in England and Wales with company number 792712) and Burlington Resources (Irish Sea) Limited (registered in England and Wales with company number 3440053) each having its registered office at Portman House, 2 Portman Street, London W1H 6DU (each company being referred to as the "Company") The information in this e-mail is confidential and for use by the addressee(s) only. Access to this email by anyone else is unauthorised. It may also be legally privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, please advise the sender of the error in transmission and delete the message from your computer. You may not copy or forward the e-mail or use it or disclose its contents to any other person. The Company does not accept any liability or responsibility for: (a) changes made to this e-mail after it was sent or (b) viruses transmitted through this e-mail or any attachment. ------------------------------------------- View posts on The Mail Archive http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ [http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/] Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=22459785&id_secret=22459785-4a39ddf8 Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
