When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. ------------------------------------------- View posts on The Mail Archive http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ [http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/] Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=22459785&id_secret=22459785-4a39ddf8 Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
