Love it! Tim
On 11 May 2012 23:03, William Noble <[email protected]> wrote: > Spotted this on The Telegraph website: > > The Plan > > In the beginning was The Plan > > And then came the Assumptions > > And the assumptions were without form > > And the plan was without substance > > And the darkness was upon the face of the workers > > And they spoke among themselves, saying "It is a crock > of shit, and it stinketh" > > And the workers went unto their supervisors and sayeth, "It > is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof" > > And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto > them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that > none may abide by it" > > And the managers went unto their directors and sayeth, "It > is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength" > > And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one > another, "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very > powerful" > > And the directors went unto the chairman and sayeth unto > him, "This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency of this > company, and these areas in particular" > > And the chairman looked upon the plan, and saw that it was > good, > > And the The Plan became Policy. > > > And this is how “mushroom management” came into being. > > > View posts on The Mail Archive > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ > Modify<https://www.listbox.com/member/?&;>Your Subscription > <http://www.listbox.com> > ------------------------------------------- View posts on The Mail Archive http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ [http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/] Modify Your Subscription: https://www.listbox.com/member/?member_id=22459785&id_secret=22459785-4a39ddf8 Powered by Listbox: http://www.listbox.com
