[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > > **** DEMONIC VORTEX SUPPLIES **** > > YOUR LASER SPAMMER ELIMINATION CARTRIDGE, > COPCAT LASER SPAMMER ELIMINATOR CONNECTION > > SAVE UP TO 30% FROM RETAIL
> WITH MINIMAL CRIMINAL CHARGES > > ORDER BY PHONE: 1-888-RID-SPAM > ORDER BY FAX: 1-86-SPAMMERS > E-MAIL REMOVAL LINE: YEAH RIGHT > > NOTE: WE DO NOT CARRY > > 1) XEROX, BROTHER, PANASONIC, FUJITSU PRODUCTS > 2) HP DESKJETJET/INK JET OR BUBBLE JET CARTRIDGES > 3) CANON BUBBLE JET CARTRIDGES > 4) ANY OFFBRANDS BESIDES THE ONES LISTED BELOW. > 5) ETHICAL GUIDELINES > > OUR NEW, LASER SPAMMER ELIMINATOR, PRICES ARE AS FOLLOWS: > (PLEASE ORDER BY PAGE NUMBER AND/OR ITEM NUMBER) > > HEWLETT SLACKARD: (ON PAGE 2) > > ITEM #1 LASER SPAMMER LOBOTOMIZER----------------------------$44 > ITEM #2 LASER SPAMMER IMPALER--------------------------------$44 > ITEM #3 LASER SPAMMER BODY PIERCER--------------------------$139 > ITEM #4 LASER SPAMMER BODY PIERCER ANESTHESIA------Not Available > > CANON DESPAMMERS (ON PAGE 5) > > PLEASE CALL FOR MODELS AND TONNAGE AND > FOR CANON DESPAMMER RULES OF ENGAGEMENT > > CANON COPYCAT DESPAMMERS (PAGE 10) > > PC-------------------------------------------------------Not Very > NON-PC ------------------------------------------Funnier That Way > > > 90 DAY UNLIMITED INDEMNITY INCLUDED ON ALL PRODUCTS. > > ALL TRADEMARKS AND BRAND NAMES LISTED ABOVE ARE PROPERTY OF THE > RESPECTIVE HOLDERS AND USED FOR DESCRIPTIVE PURPOSES ONLY. > ALL RIGHTS REVERSED. > sorry...particularly brutal Friday
