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=============================================== Amici, ecco finalmente i sorgenti di windows 98: /* * TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code * Project: Chicago(tm) * Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main () { while (!CRASHED) { run_dr_dos_init (); run_linux_kernel_init (); run_apple_gui_init (); display_copyright_message (); display_bill_rules_message (); do_nothing_loop (); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile (); do_nothing_loop (); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system (); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2 (); disable_realaudio (); disable_mozilla (); disable_misc_competit_code (); hang_system (); } write_something (anything); display_copyright_message (); do_nothing_loop (); do_some_stuff (); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message (); do_nothing_loop (); basically_run_windows_3 .1 (); do_nothing_loop (); do_nothing_loop (); } } if (detect_cache ()) disable_cache (); if (fast_cpu ()) { set_wait_states (lots); set_mouse (speed, very_slow); set_mouse (action, jumpy); set_mouse (reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf ("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok ()) crash (to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open ("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while (something) { sleep (5); get_user_input (); sleep (5); act_on_user_input (); sleep (5); } create_general_protection_fault (); } ===============================================