Teacher : Where does God live? Little boy : I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher : Why do you say that? Little boy : Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Question :What is the fullform of MATHS. ? Answer : Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student :A holiday *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju :No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju :My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher : How old is ur father. Sunny :As old as I am. Teacher :How is it possible? Sunny :He became father only after I was born. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher : (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age? STUDENT :32 yrs. Teacher :How do you know? STUDENT :Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher :"What is your name?". Student :"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher :"When I ask aquestion in english, answer it in english." Student :"My name is Sunlight. ------------------------------ * http://lifexperiments.blogspot.com/ HapPy OnAm േസ്നഹേത്താെട ജഗ്ഗു :) With Love JaGGu :)* --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "MTA0406" group. To post to this group, send email to mta0406@googlegroups.com -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
