This is Lateral thinking!

John works in a supermarket. A man came in & asked
  John for half a kg of butter. John told him they sold
only 1 kg packets of butter. The man insisted that he
 wanted only half a kg. John finally said he'd go ask
his manager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said, 'There's a
 bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only 1/2 a
 kilo of butter.'


As he finishd saying this he turned around to find the


man standin right behind him, so he added, 'and this
gentleman wants to buy the other half.'


The manager finished the deal and later said to John,
You almost got urself in a lot of trouble, but I must


say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out
of it. I like it a lot. Wher are you from?'


John replied, 'I'm from Mexico '.


'Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?' asked the
  manager.


John replied, 'They're all just prostitutes and soccer
 players down there.'


'My wife is from Mexico,' the manager said.

John replied, 'Which team did she play for?'
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