This is Lateral thinking!
John works in a supermarket. A man came in & asked John for half a kg of butter. John told him they sold only 1 kg packets of butter. The man insisted that he wanted only half a kg. John finally said he'd go ask his manager what to do. John walked into the back room and said, 'There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only 1/2 a kilo of butter.' As he finishd saying this he turned around to find the man standin right behind him, so he added, 'and this gentleman wants to buy the other half.' The manager finished the deal and later said to John, You almost got urself in a lot of trouble, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. I like it a lot. Wher are you from?' John replied, 'I'm from Mexico '. 'Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?' asked the manager. John replied, 'They're all just prostitutes and soccer players down there.' 'My wife is from Mexico,' the manager said. John replied, 'Which team did she play for?' * http://lifexperiments.blogspot.com/ േസ്നഹേത്താെട ജഗ്ഗു :) With Love JaGGu :)* --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "MTA0406" group. To post to this group, send email to mta0406@googlegroups.com -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---