* * An Indian goes to America and was searching for a part-time Job there. <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> He goes and meets the Manager of a Big Mall. <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?" <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India." <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> Well, the boss liked the Indian so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> After the store was locked up, the boss came down. <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> "How many sales did you make today?" <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale." <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" Indian boy says: "$101 237. 64" <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?" <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer. I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer. <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?" <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind." <http://groups.fropki.com/> <http://groups.fropki.com/> The boss said: Who is he? Indian boy says: He was an Innocent Pathan from Karachi. <http://groups.fropki.com/>
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