*[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while* *driving.*
* * *[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.* * * *[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and* *the other is the husband!* * * *[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they* *wanted cash.* * * *[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've* *purchased new school uniforms.* * * *[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.* * * *[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you* *cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.* * * *[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.* * * *[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.* * * *[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get* *tired.* * * *[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll* *take it anyway.* * * *[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees* *with me.* * * *[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.* * * *[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.* * * *[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always* *with the same person.* * * *[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than* *doing them.* * * *[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still* *ends up with the same boss.* * * *[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address* *books.* * * *[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it* *for you.* * * *[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk* *because they have to say something* * * *[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom* *gets to speak!* * * *[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?* *Dr: Get married.* *Man: Will it help?* *Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.* * * *[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality* *just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!* * * *[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?* *Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.* * * *[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like* *asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.* * * *[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.* * * *[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!* * *** *േസ്നഹേത്താെട ജഗ്ഗു :) With Love JaGGu **Padma** *[image: Lotus.JPG]* http://lifexperiments.blogspot.com/* --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "MTA0406" group. To post to this group, send email to mta0406@googlegroups.com -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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