*"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...*
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...
and be ready for China .
In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way
it is spoken...
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". With a little patience, you'll be
able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
and room-service today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn
toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine... Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we
botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND*'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'
*... and you do, don't you!
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*േസ്നഹേത്താെട ജഗ്ഗു :)
With Love JaGGu :)
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