*DEAR FRIENDS……*
<http://sigads.rediff.com/RealMedia/ads/click_nx.ads/www.rediffmail.com/signatureline....@middle?> *When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.* *David Bissonette* * * *After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.* *Sacha Guitry* *By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.* * Socrates* *Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.* *Neel* *The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"* *Dumas* *I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.* *Sigmund Freud* *'Some** people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a**restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music**and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'* *Anonymous* *'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'* *Sam Kinison* *'I've had bad luck with both my wives.* * The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'* *James Holt McGavra* *Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.* *Patrick Murra* *The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...* *Nash* *You know what I did before I married?* * Anything I wanted to.* *Anonymous* *My wife and I were happy for twenty years.** Then we met.* *Henny Youngman* *A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.* *Rodney Dangerfield* *A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.* * They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'* *Anonymous* *First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'* *Anonymous* *SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT! * *േസ്നഹേത്താെട ജഗ്ഗു :) With Love JaGGu :)* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "MTA0406" group. To post to this group, send email to mta0406@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe, reply using "remove me" as the subject.
