hi.
i have a question (or 2)...
since this email doesn't contain the words "sql", "table", "database" or
"query", is the reason it got through because of the "mysql" in the
header/footer?
that doesn't really make sense, because then everything would get
through...maybe because of the word "profitable"?
i realize writing a 100% accurate spamfilter is annoying, but perhaps
someone could take a look at why the one we have is kind of wonky...
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2001 7:24 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: adv:as seen on national television
I AM AS CONSERVATIVE AS IT GETS…THIS REALLY WORKS.
YOU WILL BE DEBT FREE FOR 2002...PLEASE READ BEFORE
DELETING...THIS IS
NOT A SPAM...YOU WILL BE DEBT FREE...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT
EVERYTHING TO GAIN....
All our mailings are sent complying to the proposed United States
Federal
requirements for commercial e-mail: Section 301 Paragraph
(a)(2)(C) of S.
618. Please see the bottom of this message for further
information and
removal instructions.
Dear Friend & Future Millionaire:
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your
home for an
investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time THANK'S TO
THE
COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the
letter you
have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity
of this
letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
devoted an
entire show to the investigation of this program described below,
to see if
it really can make people money. The show also investigated
whether or not
the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all
that there
are ''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the
program and
if people can -follow the simple instructions, they are bound to
make some
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INCREASE
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CURRENTLY WORKING
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profitable
opportunity.. I was approached many times before but each time I
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expect in
return for the minimal effort and money required. To my
astonishment, I
received total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming
in." Pam
Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
===================================================
Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a
long time
but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this
again in the
mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
instructions
and walaa ...... 3 weeks later the money started to come in.
First month I
only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total
of
$290,000.00.. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
program, I
have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
success in
this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
anything.'' More
testimonials later but first,
===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE ======
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comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and
AGAIN!!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS
WILL COME
TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:
=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
YOU ARE
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
ON THAT
LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
ENVELOPE
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
=== When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5
reports.
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your
computer and
resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. Within a few days you
will
receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 different
individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be
accessible for you
to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you.
Also make a
floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case
something happen
to your computer. IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the
people who are
listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any
way other
than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you
will loose
out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
works,
you will also see how it does not work if you change it.
Remember, this
method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!!
People have
tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking
they could
get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we
all have
tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to
change
anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it
will not work
for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
advertisement and
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This
person has made
it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
PLEASE MAKE
SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
==========================================================
**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names,
and save it
on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a
disk as
well just in case if you loose any data. To assist you with
marketing your
business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide
you with
invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk
e-mails
legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much
more.
There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
==========================================================
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
goes, and we
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails
each. Let's
also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
response
could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many
people
will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000
each).
Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
With a 0.2%
response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people
responded
by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of
those 50,000
e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people
responded and
ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each
for a
total of 500,000 e-mails.. The 0.2% response to that is 1000
orders for
Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a
total of 5
million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000
orders for
Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a
total of
50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
100,000
orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5
EACH=$500,000.00 (half
million). Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +
2..... $500 +
3..... $5,000 + 4 ... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand
Total=$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND
FIGUREOUT
THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT,
YOU WILL
STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
=========================================================
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF
5,000 YOU
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
everyone or half
or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or
more? There
are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and
counting. Believe
me, many people will do just that, and more!
METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
=======================================================
Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are
hundreds of
FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the
Internet will
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with
Method # 1
and METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you
must do
is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide
same day
service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they
send out,
with your name and address on it, will be prompt because they can
not
advertise until they receivethe report.
=========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send
$5 cash
(U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure
the cash is
concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of
those
sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you
are
ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
PLACE YOUR
ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
====================================================
REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the
Net"
Order Report #1 from:
Joel Kesterson
14633 26 Mile Rd
Oakdale, CA 95361
USA
___________________________________________________________
REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the
Net"
Order Report # 2 from:
C.R. Barela
20 Libby Pines Rd
Standish, ME 04084-6317
USA
____________________________________________________________
REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the Net"
Order Report # 3 from :
T. Teska
243 W. North St.
DeForest, WI 53532
USA
____________________________________________________________
REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the Net"
Order Report # 4 from:
S. Tordorov
1850 Victoria Park Ave, Apt#1103
Toronto, Ontario M1R-1T1
Canada
___________________________________________________________
REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for Free"
Order Report # 5 from:
R.D Listen
4100 Westheimer Rd., #148
Houston, Texas 77027
USA
____________________________________________________________
$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: === If you do
not
receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue
sending
e-mails until you do. === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to
3 weeks
after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2.
If you did
not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. ===
Once you
have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX,
because the
system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to
roll in !
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down
on the
list, you are placed in front of a Different report. You can KEEP
TRACK of
your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from
you. IF YOU
WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND
START THE
WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can
generate from
this business!!
======================================================
FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have
just
received information that can give you financial freedom for the
rest of
your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
make more
money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever
imagined. Follow
the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way..
It works
exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this
exciting
report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and
moved
others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the
people you send
this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will
be on every
one of them. Remember though, the more you send out the more
potential
customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the
ideas,
information, materials and opportunity to become financially
independent.
IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am
an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
money. When
I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk
mail''. I
made fun of the whole hing,spouting my knowledge of the
population and
percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally
ignored my
supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both
feet. I
made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told
you so''
on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me!
Within 3
weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she
had
received total $ 147,200.00 ............ all cash! I was shocked.
I have
joined Jody in her ''hobby''. Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago,
Illinois
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''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make
up my mind
to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
decided that the
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that
I wouldn't
get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was
surprised when
I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I
made
$319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal
is that
it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better
investment with a faster return and so big." Dan Sondstrom,
Alberta, Canada
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''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I
wondered if
I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to
contact to
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by
someone
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I
did not
delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and
all the
money came within 22 weeks." Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
=======================================================
''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money
with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully
and within
10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
$20,560.00 and
by the end of third month my total cash count was $362,840.00.
Life is
beautiful, Thanx to internet.". Fred Dellaca, Westport, New
Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 'YOUR' ROAD TO
FINANCIAL
FREEDOM !
=======================================================
If you have any questions of the legality of this program,
contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal
Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
For additional information regarding the proposed United States
Federal
requirements for commercial e-mail: Section 301, Paragraph
(a)(2)(C) of S.
618 please see: www.senate.gov / ~murkowski / commercailmail /
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