On 2020-11-20 6:06 p.m., Aaron C. de Bruyn via NANOG wrote:
> high speed, safe, secure global fiber connectivity
More importantly, can someone tell me what 'safe global fiber
connectivity' is? As opposed to 'unsafe global fiber connectivity'?
Do these guys have the market cornered on not string fiber optic cable
at throat-level across roads or something?
Freaking marketing droids.
-A
Other providers don't account for the effects of photonic friction and
the resulting generation of heat in their fiber lines. This has
resulted in at least one documented case of spontaneous combustion
resulting in damage to fiber lines[1].
6x7 controls for photonic friction by utilizing its proprietary SPAM
(Specified Photonic Agitation Moderation) technology.
[1] Uncle Cletus (1993) Mind control, spontaneous combustion and other
extraterrestrial phenoma. /Lecture at Billy-Sue's house./
