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Regional News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm

HISSSTORY TEACH: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36631.htm
 By DAVID ANDREATTA
           A music teacher at Franklin K. Lane HS � a married grandfather whose 
nickname is "The Snake" � has been removed for allegedly carrying on a 
three-year affair with a female student, education officials said yesterday.

SIZING UP NEW MET: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36612.htm
 By CHRIS WILSON    and BILL SANDERSON
         Pedro Martinez is officially a Met � and The Post gave the star hurler 
a little welcome yesterday by offering him a new pint-sized mascot to replace 
the tiny man who brought him good luck in Boston.

MTA $LUGS RIDERS -  & MORE HIKES LOOM: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36607.htm
 By CLEMENTE LISI
            Straphangers will have to dig deeper into their pockets next year 
to ride the buses and rails after the MTA yesterday approved a second fare hike 
in two years � and warned of more increases to come.

WTC TURNS NEW LEAF: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36617.htm
 By TOM TOPOUSIS
         Gov. Pataki and Mayor Bloomberg yesterday rolled out the most detailed 
vision yet of a World Trade Center memorial, including a "forest in the city" 
made up of 300 oak trees, and public access to the hallowed ground at bedrock.

NYRA  MAY FACE  A HOR$E  WHIPPING: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36606.htm
 By FREDRIC U. DICKER  and    ED FOUNTAINE
        ALBANY � Horse owners and possibly bettors may have a financial claim 
against the scandal-scarred New York Racing Association if investigators find 
that fat jockeys were allowed to mount up and ride, a law-enforcement source 
said yesterday.

ROUGH-&-REBBE BRAWLER: I FIGHT FOR SUPERMAN: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36619.htm
 By DENISE BUFFA
          One of the Hasidic men arrested in a brawl outside the headquarters 
of an Orthodox Jewish sect offered a simple explanation of the fight for 
outsiders who can't tell the warring factions without a scorecard.

APPLE 'BIDS' FOR  BETTER $HAKE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36620.htm
                 It's city government meets e-Bay.     The Bloomberg 
administration is creating a Web site that will encourage vendors to bid 
against one other for city contracts.

UH, OWE:  COULD BE  AN ANNUAL  EVENT: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36605.htm
 By CLEMENTE LISI
 Get ready for more fare and toll hikes down the line as the MTA continues to 
face billion-dollar deficits over the next few years that will drain the 
cash-strapped agency's coffers.

RUDY'S HIRE MESS: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36592.htm
 By RICH CALDER
               Former NYPD top cop Bernard Kerik broke the rules by failing to 
fill out a mandatory background form before being appointed police commissioner 
� and Rudy Giuliani's City Hall may have interfered in the process, officials 
said last night.

BRINGING DOWN  THE 'HOUSE': http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36608.htm
              Workers yesterday began ripping down Hoboken's famed Clam Broth 
House, the 105-year-old eatery where dock workers once mixed with Hollywood 
stars.

N.J. NUN IS  FIRED OVER  PUNCH LINE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36609.htm
              A New Jersey nun has been fired for allegedly threatening to 
discipline a mouthy sixth-grader by knocking out his teeth.

PATAKI WINS  COURT BATTLE  OVER BUDGET: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36601.htm
 By KENNETH LOVETT
 Gov. Pataki scored a big victory yesterday when the state's top court severely 
restricted the Legislature's ability to make changes to a governor's proposed 
state budget.

ELIOT GOV'S AD-VERSARY: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36616.htm
 By FREDRIC U. DICKER
  ALBANY � Attorney General Eliot Spitzer fired his first shot at Gov. Pataki 
yesterday, saying it's wrong for him to appear in publicly funded TV ads � and 
added that he won't do it if he's elected.

JAIL JUDGES RIP  GUY AND CITY: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36625.htm
                 The fate of freed bribery felon Guy Velella is in the hands of 
five appeals court judges who yesterday hammered lawyers for the disgraced 
state senator and the city about his early jail release.

NEW TAX BREAK HAULS IN COP SHOW: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36614.htm
 By FRANKIE EDOZIEN
        It didn't take long for the city's new movie company tax credit to 
generate results � officials announced yesterday that an NBC-TV crime drama was 
moving production here from Canada.

'BANDIT' CAUGHT AFTER FATAL CRASH: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36628.htm
                 A robber cops were chasing when their cruiser hit another car, 
killing a woman, was caught shortly after the crash in Queens, cops said 
yesterday.

FINE  WINE  SCAM: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36641.htm
 By KATI CORNELL SMITH
          A Long Island wine seller, who promised his customers the finest 
Bordeaux money can buy, has been accused of squeezing them out of up to 
$500,000, the feds say.

PELOSI THOUGHT CHARM WOULD GET HIM OFF: DAD: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36603.htm
 By KIERAN CROWLEY
       Danny Pelosi's heartbroken father, Bob Pelosi, said he believes his son 
genuinely thought he would be acquitted because he could charm the nine women 
on the jury.

'TOUCHY'  GIFF AIDE: I  DIDN'T DO IT: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36622.htm
 By FRANKIE EDOZIEN
        The former top aide to City Council Speaker Gifford Miller, at the 
center of the latest sex scandal storm swirling around the council, yesterday 
denied ever harassing anyone.

LAWYER COPS TO  GARSON WINE-DINE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36624.htm
                 A shady lawyer who helped bring down scandal Judge Gerald 
Garson pleaded guilty yesterday to charges he improperly lavished the fallen 
jurist with scores of free dinners and drinks.

NUPS 'BARRED': http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36638.htm
 By KIERAN CROWLEY
       Danny Pelosi wants to wed his fianc�e before he's sentenced next month 
for killing financier Ted Ammon, but officials said there will be no 
behind-bars wedding bells for the imprisoned murderer.

$2.5M  9/11  FRAUD: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36613.htm
 By LAURA ITALIANO
         Nine crooked � and heartless � asbestos-removal contractors took 
advantage of 9/11 to snooker the Port Authority out of as much as $2.5 million 
in work at Kennedy Airport, authorities said yesterday.

WTC BIG LOSES WORKERS COMP: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36642.htm
                              ALBANY� A court yesterday denied 
workers-compensation benefits for a World Trade Center official who rushed from 
home on Sept. 11, 2001, to help rescue victims of the terrorist attack, saying 
he was ineligible because he hadn't been ordered to the scene.

L.I. HEROIN TEEN  'HIGH' TECH: COPS: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36634.htm
 By SELIM ALGAR       and NEIL GRAVES
          A 2,000-mile drug deal ended in handcuffs for a teenage Nassau County 
dealer who was arrested on the spot yesterday for receiving a shipment of 
heroin hidden in computer chips, police said.

L.I. TURKEY  VICTIM IS  ON MEND: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36610.htm
 By SELIM ALGAR
          The 44-year-old Long Island woman whose face was crushed in last 
month's highway "turkey toss" attack is up and walking once again, after making 
a number of great strides in her struggle to rebuild her life.

MIXED 'VERDICT' FOR DEM BOSS NORMAN: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36626.htm
                 There was good and bad news in court yesterday for embattled 
Brooklyn Democratic boss Clarence Norman.

DA WRAPS UP CASE VS. GOTTI: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36629.htm
                 The prosecution in the trial of mob king Peter Gotti made its 
closing argument yesterday, declaring that Gotti tried to rub out famed rat 
"Sammy Bull" Gravano as revenge for his back-stabbing ways.

TRAGIC 'DWI' KIDS' FOLKS SUE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36593.htm
 By KATI CORNELL SMITH;
                      The parents of the Queens boy killed by accused drunken 
driver John Wirta filed a lawsuit against him yesterday, on what would have 
been their son's 12th birthday.

'HOME  ALONE'  NANNY: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36632.htm
 By ERIN CALABRESE   and GERSH KUNTZMAN
        A Westchester nanny left a 16-month-old girl home alone while she did 
some Christmas shopping in her employer's Mercedes � but her careless plans 
were uncovered when the toddler's mother returned home unexpectedly.

$1 MIL L.I.  'FAMILY BIZ'  CRACK RING  SMASHED: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36635.htm
 By KATI CORNELL SMITH
       The feds have busted a high-volume Long Island crack ring that allegedly 
peddled $1 million worth of the drug.

CASINO VIDIOTS PLAY  IT CLOSE TO BREAST: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36633.htm
           ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. � Ladies, beware: Those "eye in the sky" 
surveillance cameras used by casinos don't just look for card cheats and 
crooked dealers.

GRADS'  TOUGH  GRIND: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36621.htm
 By KENNETH LOVETT
  ALBANY � Large numbers of city students don't graduate on time because 
they're not prepared to take the five required Regents exams, alarming new 
state Education Department statistics show.

NO MORE JAIL FOR CROOKED COP: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36630.htm
 By KATI CORNELL SMITH
       A rogue cop who played a key role in a violent Brooklyn robbery gang � 
but later came clean and testified against his cohorts � was sentenced to time 
served yesterday after spending four years behind bars.

FIERY  RAGE IN  QUEENS: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36637.htm
 By HASANI GITTENS      and JAMIE SCHRAM
              Two Queens siblings hightailed it out of the country yesterday as 
neighbors blamed them for accidentally starting a fire that killed a mom and 
horribly burned her husband and three kids.

BRAVEST PULL MAN  FROM BRONX BLAZE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36600.htm
                    Firefighters rushed into a burning Bronx building and 
rescued a man trapped on the second floor early yesterday.

HERO COP'S WOUNDS  MAY END HIS CAREER: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36636.htm
                 A team of top surgeons at Bellevue Hospital said yesterday it 
was too early to tell if hero undercover cop Romeo Baloy will regain full use 
of his right hand, which was shattered by a would-be-killer's bullet.

WHEELCHAIR  HIT-RUN HORROR: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36640.htm
                 A heartless hit-and-run driver ran into a man in a wheelchair 
and fled, leaving the victim lying in the street on Long Island yesterday, cops 
said.

National News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm

KELLY KO'S COMPETITION: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36590.htm
 By DON KAPLAN
 Kelly Perdew, you�re hired!Donald Trump hired Perdew as his second apprentice 
last night after a 15-week job interview that culminated in a grueling, 
three-hour, mostly live telecast.

CLINT TRAGEDY: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36611.htm
 By BILL HOFFMANN
        The rocker boyfriend of Clint Eastwood's stunning blond daughter 
collapsed and died of a seizure as he snowboarded down the slopes in Vail, 
authorities in Colorado said yesterday.

GOP VOTERS STILL WANT GIULIANI FOR PREZ: POLL: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36615.htm
 By IAN BISHOP
  WASHINGTON � The stink of Bernard Kerik's rotten bid to become homeland 
security czar hasn't stuck to his chief cheerleader, Rudy Giuliani, who is a 
top pick for the presidency among Republicans, a new poll shows.

BRATTON EYED  FOR SECURITY JOB: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36623.htm
                 LOS ANGELES � Another former New York City top cop, William 
Bratton, now the police chief in Los Angeles, could be a candidate for Homeland 
Security boss, says outgoing Secretary Tom Ridge.

CHRISTMAS DISCOUNT FRENZY: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36645.htm
 By SUZANNE KAPNER  and RITA DELFINER
 'Tis the last weekend before Christmas and some retailers are decking their 
halls with door-busters, discounts and longer hours to woo shoppers.

CONCERT  KILLER GOT  AX AS GI: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36596.htm
                COLUMBUS, Ohio � The mother of the man who gunned down former 
Pantera guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott and three others during a concert 
said her son was discharged from the military because he suffered from paranoid 
schizophrenia.

ROCK ON THE BLOCK: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36627.htm
 By ALY SUJO
              What can a poor boy do, 'cept to play in a rock 'n' roll band?    
 Rolling Stone Keith Richards was already a superstar when he played his orange 
sunburst Gibson electric guitar on "The Ed Sullivan Show" in 1967.

World News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm

SADDAM MEETS HIS LAWYER: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36594.htm
                 AMMAN, Jordan � Saddam Hussein met yesterday with a defense 
lawyer for the first time since his capture a year ago, said the chief of the 
tyrant's legal team. "He was in good health and his morale was high and very 
strong," Ziad al-Khasawneh said.

'WINDOW' FOR PEACE: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36604.htm
 By URI DAN
               JERUSALEM � Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon said yesterday 
2005 could bring a "historic breakthrough" in the Mideast, and offered to 
coordinate his Gaza withdrawal with the Palestinians as a step to a broader 
deal.

OSAMA SPEWS NEW TAPE HATE: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36602.htm
 By NILES LATHEM
         WASHINGTON � Osama bin Laden resurfaced on audiotape yesterday, 
praising the attacks on the U.S. Consulate in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, and calling 
for the overthrow of the Saudi royal family.

IRAQI TELECOM HONCHO ASSASSINATED: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36599.htm
                 BAGHDAD � Gunmen killed a senior Iraqi official yesterday who 
had led efforts to restore the country's war-ravaged telephone network after 
spending nearly two decades in jail under Saddam Hussein.

1ST PORN'S A  BE$T SELLER: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36595.htm
              LONDON � The world's first known piece of printed pornography, 
described as the "quintessence of debauchery," has been sold for $89,000, well 
above expectations, Sotheby's auction house said yesterday.

MIRACLE TWINS TO GET TONSILS SNIPPED: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36639.htm
              Carl and Clarence Aguirre, the formerly conjoined twins who are 
rapidly recovering from their surgical separation, are returning to the 
operating room today � to have their tonsils out.

All Horoscopes: http://web1.nypost.com/cgi-bin/horoscope.pl
ARIES
The sun at odds with Saturn today may have a negative effect on your 
self-confidence, but nothing bad will come of it as long as you don't let it 
show. Give others the impression that you are as confident and courageous as 
ever and they will follow you to the ends of the Earth - well, to the end of 
the street, at least.
1-900-990-7810*
TAURUS
Flattery will only take you so far today. If you want to convince others that 
you are worthy of their support, then you must demonstrate that there is 
something in it for them. Sadly, with some people the only thing that matters 
is how much money they can expect to make, so it looks like you will have to 
share your profits.
1-900-990-7811*
GEMINI
Today's difficult aspect between the sun in your opposite sign of Sagittarius 
and Saturn, the great taskmaster of the Zodiac, currently moving through the 
money angle of your chart, means that you will have to make cutbacks of one 
kind or another. If you don't make them yourself, someone else will make them 
for you - is that what you want?
1-900-990-7812*
CANCER
Saturn in your birth sign is not the easiest of influences to deal with, but it 
does encourage you to be more self-disciplined and that will come in handy 
today as certain people push you to the limits of your tolerance. If you can 
stay cool and not let anything get to you over the next 24 hours, you will be 
doing very well indeed.
1-900-990-7813*
LEO
Stop worrying that your world is about to fall apart and start doing things 
that will keep it in one piece. Today's sun-Saturn aspect will make it easy for 
you to fear the worst, but experience should have taught you by now that the 
worst rarely happens, and even when it does, something good usually comes out 
of it. There, you're feeling better already.
1-900-990-7814*
VIRGO
Your belief system will come under attack today from someone whose only 
objective is to make you look bad. Are you going to let him get away with it? 
Don't let him think for even a moment that you are having doubts because that 
will only encourage him to be even more hostile. You must defend your position 
with a passion you don't always feel.
1-900-990-7815*
LIBRA
You may have total confidence in your own abilities and you may believe that 
you only have to turn up to win, but the planets warn it won't be as easy as 
that. Today's sun-Saturn aspects suggests that someone in a position of power 
has got it in for you, so you need to take the situation more seriously. Your 
future depends on it.
1-900-990-7816*
SCORPIO
You seem to be getting rather uptight about things that at most other times 
would not worry you in the slightest. You will find it easier to relax when the 
sun changes signs on the 21st, but before then you must find something that 
takes your mind off your worries and woes, such as they are. Make it something 
uplifting, something that inspires you.
1-900-990-7817*
SAGITTARIUS
A bill of some kind will have to be paid today and it may be bigger than you 
expected. There is no point trying to change your mind or give back what you 
purchased because a deal is a deal and there can be no backing out. Next time, 
try not to waste money on things you don't really need. Or is that asking too 
much?
1-900-990-7818*
CAPRICORN
Partners and colleagues will be rather unhelpful today, but that's OK because 
you don't really need their assistance. In fact, you will get a lot more done, 
and get it done more quickly, if you isolate yourself from other people and 
focus on the job at hand to the exclusion of everything else. And, of course, 
you won't have to share the rewards.
1-900-990-7819*
AQUARIUS
The most important thing now is that you pace yourself sensibly because Saturn, 
planet of limitation, warns that your health could suffer if you take on too 
much over the next 24 hours. Be especially wary of friends who encourage you to 
do things you don't feel entirely comfortable with. What looks easy for them 
could be dangerous for you.
1-900-990-7808*
PISCES
A venture you started a few weeks ago will either pay off handsomely or leave 
you with a rather large bill. However, even if it is the latter, there is no 
need to be angry with yourself because there was always an element of risk 
involved. The fact is, you took a chance while so many others were afraid to do 
so. That's something to be proud of.
1-900-990-7809*

Sports News: http://web1.nypost.com/sports/sports.shtml

AN AMAZIN' DAY: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/36634.htm
By MARK HALE
What you realized very quickly yesterday was that this was not just the 
celebration of a marquee signing or pristine ace. What you realized was that 
the new face of the Mets arrived yesterday.
    The new face of the Mets is Pedro Martinez.
    "We got a guy that transcends wins and losses," GM Omar Minaya said. "He 
transcends that for us."
    Martinez does all kinds of things for the Mets, and his arrival yesterday 
was as electric as anyone could have imagined.

NOW GO GET MANNY!: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/36636.htm
  THE King of Queens   came in from the cold, where he had just posed on the 
mound for an army of photographers lining both sides of home plate at Shea 
Stadium, and obliged me with the first pitch of the Pedro Martinez Era, an 
underhanded toss from 20 feet away in the corridor that leads to the Mets 
clubhouse.

SANTA PAYS VISIT TO SHEA STADIUM: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/36635.htm
  THE PEDRO ERA began   yesterday at Shea when the ace slung the Mets jersey 
with Johnny Franco's old 45 over his back.

RANDY'S DANDY FOR OCTOBER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/36633.htm
  FIFTY-EIGHT days ago, theYankees sent Kevin Brown to the mound to try to beat 
the Red Sox in Game 7 of the ALCS.

HIT A MISS FOR ESPN'S SUBCULTURE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36608.htm
 FOR all the context-free slam-dunks and shameless cross-promotions that ESPN 
has provided, it blew a fabulous opportunity Sunday during its Eagles-Skins 
telecast.

N.Y. BOAT SHOW'S ON HORIZON: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36613.htm
 THE New York NationalBoat Show celebrates its 100th anniversary this year and 
since the economy is making a bit of a comeback it appears many of you will be 
shopping for that dream boat you've always wanted.

WAITING TO TAKE A SHOT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/36607.htm
  PUT the sniper in. "You have to be perfect," LaMont Jordan is saying. "You 
have your primary target and if you're in a hostage situation, if you miss your 
target, then people are gonna die. And that's how I feel when I'm out there on 
the football field. If I don't do what I have to do, then I feel like that I'm 
letting my team down and we're gonna lose.

LENNY BLEW THIS SHOT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/36628.htm
  THROUGHOUT Lenny Wilkens' 13-year Hall of Fame playmaking career, how many 
times do you think his coaches entrusted the ball to someone else at the end of 
a contested game to create a shot?

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36595.htm
 By ANDREW MARCHAND
 The setting for this matchup had to be Hollywood. Where else could the 
fickleness of two young, rich stars be played out so vainly than in L.A.?

HUDSON DEALT TO BRAVES: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36625.htm
 POST WIRE SERVICES
 Tim Hudson was traded from the Athletics to Atlanta, a blockbuster deal 
yesterday that further bolstered the Braves' revamped rotation.

THREE SHARE PICK 6 JACKPOT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36617.htm
 By ED FOUNTAINE
 More than 483G was bet into Pick 6 pool following two-day carryover of 148G; 
not a single winner in sequence was favored, four paid double digits, producing 
just three Pick 6 winners who collected 140G each.

XAVERIAN, RICE ON MISSION: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36624.htm
 By DAN MARTIN
 Curtis Kelly insists it's not what it sounds like.     Although he and his 
Rice teammates are spending nearly a week in Hawaii in the middle of December, 
it's not a vacation.

'FRIENDS' TO AID N.Y. RACING: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36616.htm
 By ED FOUNTAINE
 Proving that politics do make strange bedfellows, Churchill Downs Inc. and 
Magna Entertainment Corp., two racetrack conglomerates that hope to take over 
the New York Racing Association's franchise to run thoroughbred racing in the 
state when it expires in 2007, are among the founding members of a new 
organization announced yesterday, "Friends of New York Racing." The aim is to 
rebuild the state's horse-and-gaming industry from the ground up, so that 
whoever does take over after 2007 won't have to operate under the current, 
outdated system that's existed since NYRA was formed in 1955.

BROWNS, BOLTS CAN UNDER ACHIEVE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36615.htm
 THE WILDCAT
 Over the past nine years, The Wildcat's published pigskin forecasts have made 
a deep impression on the sporting world. Including the 1997-2003 seasons in The 
Post, Cat's record in print for the period stands at 259-199 (56.6 percent) 
against the spread.

AND THE WINNERS ARE...: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36593.htm
 By ANDREW MARCHAND
 Move over, Oscar and Emmy and Tony. Here come the "Golden Clickers,'' NYP TV 
Sports' first awards honoring (or dishonoring) some of the best and worst in 
sportscasting from 2004.

5 QUESTIONS FOR JOE BUCK: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36594.htm
 This week, NYP TV Sports' Andrew Marchand spoke with "Golden Clicker'' 
Sportscaster of the Year winner Joe Buck of Fox.

STEELER MAGNOLIAS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36620.htm
 YOU could almost hear   Dean Wormer from "Animal House" announcing last week's 
quarterback ratings. "Mr. Manning . . . Zero Point Zero."

O/U RICO!: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36611.htm
 Rico went 8-8 (2-1 on Best Bets) last week on the over/unders, bringing the 
season record to 101-105-2 (21-23). The selections for Week 14:

THE ODD COUPLE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36610.htm
 The Reign of Terror continues.     Sure, The Odd Couple (Dick Klayman and 
Peter Tocco) went a mere 9-7 (3-0 on Best Bets) against the spread last week, 
but it gave them an incredible four-week run of 40-22-2 and moved the former 
cellar dwellers into a dead heat for second place.

MS. CHARLEEN: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36609.htm
 Determined to reach the .500 mark, Ms. Charleen went one better by going 9-7 
against the spread last week to jump one game over the magical barrier. She 
also leaped over Blezow and caught both Battman and Cannizzaro in the standings.

THE FAN'S CORNER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36612.htm
 By MIKE FORDE
 Few can boast of the charmed life Samara Bell has had.     A Giants fan from 
birth, Bell was 9 years old when she went to Tampa to see Big Blue defeat the 
Bills in Super Bowl XXV.

BATTMAN LOOKS FOR RATINGS BOOST: http://www.nypost.com/sports/36614.htm
 BATTMAN, whose   quarterback rating is slipping, too, tries for a better 
showing with these Week 15 selections:

UNIT ABOUT TO LAND IN BRONX: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/36637.htm
  By GEORGE KING
  After two failed efforts, the Yankees have likely secured Randy Johnson.     
If L.A.'s Shawn Green waives a no-trade clause and agrees to land in Arizona 
and Johnson gives his OK to work in The Bronx, the Dodgers, Diamondbacks and 
Yankees will have put together a blockbuster trade that establishes the Yankees 
as the AL favorite � not to mention stealing the excitement caused by the Mets 
signing Pedro Martinez.

WILLIE'S READY FOR PEDRO: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/36630.htm
  By MICHAEL MORRISSEY
  All pranks aside, the Mets have bigger problems than a dwarf.     First-year 
manager Willie Randolph must quickly learn to deal with the second-biggest 
prima donna in the game, Pedro Martinez, and that's even if he never totes 
28-inch pal Nelson de la Rosa into the Mets clubhouse.

MARTINEZ: I'LL BE MET RECRUITER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/36632.htm
  By MARK HALE
  The most important pitches Pedro Martinez makes over the next few months may 
come off the field.

PEDRO, PIAZZA NOW 'FAMILY': http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/36631.htm
  By MICHAEL MORRISSEY
  Remember when Mike Piazza bull-rushed Dodgers righty Guillermo Mota after 
getting plunked in the spring of 2003? Pedro Martinez described Piazza then as 
a coward.

THE SIMPLIFIED LIFE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/36622.htm
  By BRIAN LEWIS
  The Giants finally have acknowledged that they are going to have to scale 
down Eli Manning's offensive responsibilities. Whether it will be whittling 
down the playbook or lifting some of the line-of-scrimmage responsibilities off 
his shoulders is unclear, but this much we know � what they have been doing 
isn't working.

MANNING NOT BLUE THAT BEN'S RED HOT: 
http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/36623.htm
  By BRIAN LEWIS
  With the Steelers coming to town tomorrow, the comparisons are inevitable. 
The Giants traded a king's ransom to the Chargers for Eli Manning while 
bypassing Ben Roethlisberger, so naturally the two rookie quarterbacks will be 
measured against each other. And, to date, Manning has measured up short.

HASTY PRODDING: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/36619.htm
  By MARK CANNIZZARO
  There were some times dating back to the offseason when Reggie Tongue 
wondered, with every fiber of his being, why in the world he wasn't still in 
Seattle.

CHAD GETS MAD: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/36626.htm
  By MARK CANNIZZARO
  As talk of the Jets' struggling offense continued to permeate their locker 
room yesterday, Chad Pennington bristled at the recently-pounded-on notion that 
he cannot win big games.

BAKER SITS AND WONDERS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/36621.htm
  By MARC BERMAN
  Angry agent Aaron Goodwin plans to speak to Isiah Thomas regarding the 
nowhere status of Knick center Vin Baker.

ALLAN: DON'T BABY ME: http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/36618.htm
  By MARC BERMAN
  PHILADELPHIA � Allan Houston's message to Lenny Wilkens could not be clearer: 
Stop the babying.

SHORT-HANDED NETS MAY SEE MORE KIDD: http://www.nypost.com/sports/nets/36627.htm
  By EVAN GROSSMAN
  Travis Best got to play more minutes because Jason Kidd started the Nets' 
season on injured reserve. Now with Best hurting, doctors may give Kidd the 
green light to play more.

MOURNING WON'T MAKE ROAD TRIP: http://www.nypost.com/sports/nets/36629.htm
  By EVAN GROSSMAN
  Alonzo Mourning's return to the Nets' lineup remains a mystery. The only 
certainty surrounding the disgruntled big man is that with every passing day, 
there's sure to be something else wrong popping up with him.

Gossip: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/gossip.htm

: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm
SIMMONS RIPPED ON DRUG LAW
By Richard Johnson
THE man who founded the movement to get the Rockefeller Drug Law penalties 
repealed has blasted rap mogul Russell Simmons as a "nightmare" who "destroyed" 
the movement.

: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm
CELEBRITIES SIT ON SANTA'S LAP
By Cindy Adams
REN� Russo bought her own Christ  mas present. In soon-due "Two for   the 
Money" co-starring Pacino, her   bones got outfitted in millions worth of 
Judith Ripka jewels. Whatever she earned from the movie got spent on buying 
some of the stuff for herself.

: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/liz.htm
BACON IN A BRAVE, NEW LIGHT
By Liz Smith
'I DON'T remember not   wanting people to   look at me when I   walked into a 
room. Even before I knew what an actor was. It's a very classic case of 'It's 
not enough to have the love of the people that love me . . . I need the entire 
world to love me.' " These words come from Kevin Bacon in the January issue of 
GQ.

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metrocommute HeadlineManhattan 2004 Holiday Season - Traffic Adivsory Due to 
the upcoming 2004 Holiday Season there will be heavy congestion in Midtown 
Manhattan caused by shopping and festivities that will be taking place. It is 
advised for people to use mass transit as much as possible therefore helping 
traffic to move along smoothly. So please plan ahead for early travel and leave 
at least 20 minutes before schedule. There is also a 10 Day Gridlock Alert Day 
designated for the Holiday Traffic. These Days are as follows:Friday, November. 
19: The Friday before Thanksgiving.Wednesday, November. 24: The day before 
Thanksgiving. Matinee day at Broadway theaters adds to traffic congestion in 
the midtown theater district.Tuesday, November. 30: Tree lighting ceremony at 
Rockefeller Center.Friday, December. 10: A popular shopping day.Wednesday, 
December. 15: Matinee day at Broadway theaters and a popular shopping 
day.Thursday, December. 16: A popular shopping day.Friday, December. 
 17: A popular shopping day.Wednesday, December. 22: Matinee day at Broadway 
theaters and a popular shopping day.Thursday, December. 23: The day before 
Christmas Eve.
metrocommute DelayNassau County Under 30 mph on SSP-WB: 29 to 28AUnder 30 mph 
on Southern State Parkway westbound Exit 29 to Exit 28A
Rockland TZB TO WSCHT 20 min delaysTappan Zee Bridge to Westchester has 20 min 
delays
metrocommute Special EventManhattan Knicks @ Madison Square Garden thru 
November & DecemberThe Knicks host at the Madison Square Garden in the months 
of November & December. Expect some extra traffic on 7th Ave., 8th Ave., and in 
the west 30s, 2 hours before the game, after the game.*Please arrive early due 
to new security checks*Opponents, dates and times of games are:Atlanta Hawks, 
Nov. 23, 7:30 PMToronto Raptors, Nov. 27, 1:00 PMMemphis Grizzlies, Dec. 01, 
7:30 PMOrlando Magic, Dec. 03, 7:30 PMDenver Nuggets, Dec. 12, 12:00 PMDetroit 
Pistons, Dec. 15, 8PMUtah Jazz, Dec. 19, 3PMDallas Mavericks, Dec. 21, 
7:30PMCharlotte Bobcats, Dec. 26, 1PM

Manhattan Radio City Christmas Spectacular @ Radio City Music Hall; November 23 
thru January 2The Radio City Christmas Spectacular, starring the world-famous 
Rockettes, returns to Radio City Music Hall, November 23, 2004 thru January 2, 
2005 Be a part of this American tradition and enjoy such show-stopping scenes 
as the "Parade of the Wooden Soldiers", and the majestic "Living Nativity." 
Also, witness Santa's return to the Music Hall through an exciting 3-D sleigh 
ride. Expect delays on 5th, 6th and 7th Avenue between 48th Street and 51st 
Street and on Broadway starting around 2 hours before and after the show. 
Please arrive early due to new security measures and for parking. Visit 
thegarden.com site for information on showtimes.: http://www.thegarden.com
Manhattan All Access Tour @ Madison Square GardenMadison Square Garden�s� All 
Access Tour allows fans to get an insider�s view of the inner-workings of The 
World�s Most Famous Arena�, providing them with little-known information and 
rarely seen viewpoints on the legendary showplace. Visitors taking part in the 
�All Access� one hour tour become a part of one of the busiest and most 
exciting sports and entertainment facilities in the world and are treated to a 
host of unique experiences. Visit the Knicks, Rangers and Liberty locker rooms; 
tour backstage of the Theater at Madison Square Garden; go inside the Star 
dressing rooms; learn how a basketball court becomes a sheet of ice; witness 
all the seldom seen build-up to a live event � players practicing, performers 
in production, casts in rehearsal or crews staging events! You�ll never know 
what you�ll see on the All Access Tour. Expect some extra traffic on 7th Ave., 
8th Ave., and in the west 30s


Business News: http://web1.nypost.com/business/business.htm

: http://www.nypost.com/business/36575.htm
BEER CHASERS
By RICHARD WILNER
    As Americans mingle their way through another year's raft of holiday 
parties, more and more will be choosing to toast their health with a cocktail 
over a beer.
    Distilled spirits continued to chip away at beer's commanding alcohol 
market-share lead, posting an estimated 3.1 percent gain in cases shipped in 
2004, while the volume of beer shipped was flat.

MIDWAY GAME GOES FOR OFF-FIELD ANTICS: http://www.nypost.com/business/36576.htm
 By RICHARD WILNER
       Midway Games Inc., the over-the-top video-game maker controlled by 
Sumner Redstone, is developing a football game that will include drug use, 
gambling, groupies and other off-field shenanigans.

GOLDMAN PROFIT UP, BUT REVENUE IS DOWN: http://www.nypost.com/business/36574.htm
                 Goldman Sachs Group Inc., the third-largest U.S. securities 
firm, said quarterly profit rose 23 percent. Its shares had their biggest fall 
in 19 months as trading revenue tumbled from the prior three months.

NEWSDAY'S CAPITAL CUT: http://www.nypost.com/business/kelly.htm
 By KEITH J. KELLY
    ONE of the first acts of    the new regime at Newsday is to pull their 
White House correspondent Ken Fireman off the beat.

 FIDO FIRES 2 FOR TAKING GIFTS: http://www.nypost.com/business/36583.htm
 By ERICA COPULSKY
 Fidelity Investments has shown two employees the door and disciplined 14 
others for violating company policies regarding gifts from brokers to the 
mutual fund giant's traders.

SONY, EMI  IN TUNE ON  TELEPHONE  TONE DEAL: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/36567.htm
 By TIM ARANGO
 BMG and EMI Music Publishing have inked a wide-ranging licensing deal that 
that will speed the development of new music offerings for consumers in the 
United States and Canada.

CITY  JOINS     DOOR     PROBE: http://www.nypost.com/business/36573.htm
 By CHRISTOPHER BYRON
  The city's Department of Investigations has jumped in on a New York Police 
Department probe of a $200,000 purchase of four high-security doors when 
Bernard Kerik was police commissioner.

 LEVI SAYS IT'S OVER ROUGH PATCH: http://www.nypost.com/business/36579.htm
 By SUZANNE KAPNER
     Troubled jeans maker Levi Strauss & Company said yesterday that it expects 
to report slight improvements in its 2004 financial results, including a halt 
to a long decline in sales.

ROCK 'N' ROLLER COASTER ON    WAY WITH $100M ELVIS DEAL: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/36584.htm
 By PAUL THARP
       Elvis Presley is ready to conquer the world again.     Bankrolled by the 
deep pockets of entertainment mogul Bob Sillerman, the estate of the late King 
is planning a global rollout of Presley-mania � from Elvis theme parks in 
Germany to lavish casinos in Asia where the singer's hologram will perform 
around the clock.

HERSHEY'S KISS-OFF:   PRICES TO RISE 6%: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/36578.htm
 By PAUL THARP
     Kisses are getting more costly.     The maker of Hershey's chocolate 
Kisses and its ubiquitous chocolate bars is hiking prices nearly 6 percent, the 
latest victims of creeping food inflation.

KRISPY ERRORS MAY TRIM NET BY 7.6%: http://www.nypost.com/business/36585.htm
                        Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc., the No. 2 U.S. doughnut 
maker, said a law firm hired by its board found no "intentional misconduct" in 
the company's accounting for the purchase of its Michigan franchise last year.

TAKE-TWO GETS LIFT FROM SEC AGREEMENT: http://www.nypost.com/business/36586.htm
 By RICHARD WILNER
        Take-Two Interactive Software, makers of the "Grand Theft Auto" video 
game series, said yesterday the Securities and Exchange Commission staff will 
recommend a $7.5 million settlement of its yearlong probe into accounting 
regularities at the company.

Real Estate: http://web1.nypost.com/realestate/index.htm

NEW SCHOOL SEES FIFTH AVE. GROWTH: http://www.nypost.com/realestate/36415.htm
By STEVE CUOZZO
             ONE of the year's larg   est office building leases was just 
signed not by a law firm or bank, but by New School University, which took a 
whopping 194,300 square feet at 79 Fifth Ave. for offices and classrooms.

Entertainment: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/entertainment.htm

OLD PLAY GIVEN NEW LIFE AT LINCOLN CENTER: 
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36589.htm
 By CLIVE BARNES
    WHY should we be in  terested in the 1774   play "The Rivals"?     Because 
this character comedy of ridiculous intrigue and mistaken identities remains 
very funny � and in the character of Mrs. Malaprop, Richard Brinsley Sheridan 
has created one of the great figures of the English stage.

CLAUS FOR CELEBRATION: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36565.htm
 By MARY HUHN
    AT this time of year,   some New Yorkers   hang mistletoe and   steal 
kisses; others splash ice lights on their balconies.

PIG HEAVEN FOR ART LOVERS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36568.htm
 By JAMES GARDNER
    IN recent years, the world has be come a snottier, angrier, more sar castic 
and disrespectful place.

LOCKER ROOM 'WIVES' II: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36571.htm
 By DON KAPLAN
    THOSE sassy gals from   "Desperate House  wives" are back on ABC Sports 
just a month after whipping up a frenzy on "Monday Night Football."

 OSCAR BOWS   TO OLYMPICS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36577.htm
            OSCAR and the Olympics   were headed for a   scheduling clash, and 
Oscar blinked first.

SHE'S HIRED: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36563.htm
 By DON KAPLAN
            MEET the real Apprentice:   Michelle Scarborough, a   brainy babe 
who'll join Donald Trump in the boardroom to help pass judgement on the 
candidates of "The Apprentice 3."

THE STARR REPORT: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36644.htm
 By MICHAEL STARR
   Voiceover king Billy West  still does the best Larry Fine  impression I've 
ever heard �  but tonight you'll hear him as  the voice of Popeye in Fox's  
"Popeye's Voyage: The  Quest for Pappy" (8:30/  Ch. 5). It's a a 3-D, CGI-ani 
mated update of the famous  cartoon character co-written  by former "Mad About 
You"  star Paul Reiser.

Movie Reviews: http://web1.nypost.com/movies/movies.htm

CLOUD PLEASER: http://www.nypost.com/movies/36591.htm
By LOU LUMENICK
THE AVIATOR'THE Aviator," Martin Scorsese's ambitious, entertaining and largely 
successful epic biography of Howard Hughes - vividly portrayed by a somewhat 
miscast Leonardo DiCaprio - often soars until it loses altitude in its third 
act.

'SEA' SPACEY TRYING TO BE DARIN': http://www.nypost.com/movies/36559.htm
 By LOU LUMENICK
  BEYOND THE SEATHE willfully eccentric "Beyond the Sea" seems to be telling us 
a lot more about its star and director, Kevin Spacey, than its ostensible 
subject, Bobby Darin, a largely forgotten American pop singer who died in 1973 
at the age of 37.

'THE SEA'  SWALLOWS  THE STORY: http://www.nypost.com/movies/36570.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
   THE SEA INSIDEJAVIER Bardem gives such a brilliant performance in "The Sea 
Inside," it's a crime that the film itself drowns in tears.

LA VIDA LOCO: http://www.nypost.com/movies/36580.htm
 By LOU LUMENICK
  SPANGLISHAS confused as the wealthy manic-depressive played by T�a Leoni who 
overwhelms this unpleasant comedy-drama, James L. Brooks' "Spanglish" gives 
short shrift to the Mexican immigrants who are nominally the movie's focus.

SUBURB SURVIVAL: http://www.nypost.com/movies/36566.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
  IMAGINARY HEROES IF you think you've seen "Imaginary Heroes" be fore, you're 
right � only it was called "The Ice Storm," or maybe "Ordinary People."

Lifestyle: http://web1.nypost.com/living/living.htm

PERFECT GIFTS: http://www.nypost.com/living/36186.htm
By JULIA SZABO
When selecting holiday gifts for   Fido and Fluffy, try to think of   what your 
pet wants most. Hint: costumes, jingle-bell collars, and reindeer antlers won't 
cut it.

ASK DR. MICHAEL FOX: http://www.nypost.com/living/36217.htm
DEAR DR. FOX: I've heard that peanuts can be poisonous to squirrels. However, 
there are peanuts in the birdseed that I put out in my yard, and squirrels (in 
addition to my two dogs) sometimes eat them. Please advise. -D.L., Flint, Mich.

PUT THROUGH THE 'RING'-ER: http://www.nypost.com/living/36243.htm
By MICHAEL KANE
"We forgot the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind . . 
. we even forgot our own name."

Lottery Results: http://web1.nypost.com/lottery/lottery.htm
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Opinion: http://web1.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/opedcolumnists.htm

WHAT IRAN IS AFTER IN IRAQ: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36556.htm
By AMIR TAHERI
   IN Washington this month,   King Abdullah II of Jordan   pleaded with his 
American   hosts to postpone Iraq's first free election, scheduled for late 
January.

SOMETHING STIRS: http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36558.htm
By ERIC FETTMANN
   THE latest public pro  nouncements by interim   Palestinian leader � and   
presumptive future president � Mahmoud Abbas don't signal the advent of 
permanent and genuine Middle East peace. But don't simply dismiss them as 
nothing new. Something significant is happening in the Israeli-Palestinian 
conflict � thanks in large measure to the fact that Yasser Arafat and Saddam 
Hussein are gone.

THE REAL STAKES IN THE JUDGE WARS: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36557.htm
By COLLIN LEVEY
   BEFORE a single Supreme   Court justice has begun   muttering about a nice   
retirement condo in Florida, a preemptive war is underway in the U.S. Senate. 
Democrats have been abusing their advise-and-consent role by stonewalling 
President Bush's judicial nominees. Republicans are mad as heck and not going 
to take it anymore.

GUY'S GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD DAY 81: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36560.htm
      CONVICTED influence-peddler Guy   Velella left Rikers on Sept. 28 �   
sprung illegally by an obscure panel with ties to Velella's pals in Albany and 
city politics. The ex-state senator was ordered back to jail three weeks ago, 
but his lawyers are stalling and each day of freedom actually counts as a day 
spent behind bars.

GOP CORRUPTION   & DEM IMPOTENCE: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36572.htm
By JOHN PODHORETZ
   THE big question for pro  fessional Democrats   right now is this: Can   the 
party that invented Big Government become an effective critic of Big 
Government? It's the best, indeed perhaps the only, path to a Democratic 
renaissance.

Celebrity Photos: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/index.htm

: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/lastone/photo01.htm

December 14th:'Life Aquatic' Premiere...: 
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/lastone/photo01.htm

Movie News: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/movies/news/news.htm
News, Dec. 16: Liv Tyler Has Baby Boy, Whitney Houston Rear-Ends City Bus, 
Anderson Gets Naked for PETA, More...
Guylaine Cadorette -- Hollywood.com Staff
Liv Tyler has baby boy
Lord of the Rings star Liv Tyler and her husband, Royston Langdon of the band 
Spacehog, welcomed a baby boy Tuesday. The baby, born at New York-Prebysterian 
Hospital, hasn't yet been named. According to People magazine, the baby was 
born at 4:11 a.m. and weighed 8 pounds.

Style: http://web1.nypost.com/style/style.htm

RINGS & WREATHS DON'T MIX: http://www.nypost.com/style/36377.htm
 Now through Valentine's Day is the most popular time for men to propose.  But 
the relationship experts we talked to said Christmas Day can be a terrible time 
to pop the question.

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