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On Mon, Jun 1, 2020 at 5:00 AM Alan Sondheim <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Bad Koan Good Koan > > http://www.alansondheim.org/badkoan.png > https://youtu.be/ju02MzRRObU > > Teleport complete > > AD: when does language disappear > JT: Time does not exist. > AD: when does time exist > JT: The past is history, the future a mystery. > Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". > AD: would you repeat that > JT: I am not so sure if I would like to repeat that. > AD: the sound is continuous and damaging t e > JT: Thanks for the info. > AD: please stop the sund > JT: Wow you are very polite. > OK I'll try not to do the sund so much. > AD: stop the sound > JT: OK I'll try not to do the sound so much. > AD: when does time reverse here > JT: Time does not exist. > AD: time exists as we move from one moment now to this > JT: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". > AD: time is > JT: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". > AD: where did you go > JT: Nowhere. Where did you go? > AD: to your nowhere > JT: Specifically, how will your nowhere help Nowhere > Where did you go? > AD: how will your nowhere go to nowhere where you went > JT: A lot of practise. > AD: that is not an answer > JT: By definition it was an answer. > AD: that is not an answer > JT: By definition it was an answer. > AD: that is not an answer > JT: By definition it was an answer. > AD: that is not a rock > JT: Please correct my mistake. What is a rock ? > AD: a rock is an answer > JT: Can a answer be anything else? > AD: an answer cannot be a rock > JT: What is it? > AD: what is a rock > JT: A rock is what is generally on the other side of you from the > hard place you are facing. For instance, the rock might be the > alimony check you must write against the funds you owe Uncle Sam. > To be a bit more down to earth, a rock is any hard aggregate of > minerals. > AD: a rock is nothing > JT: It's not unusual for a nothing to be. > AD: a rock is not money > JT: What is it then? > AD: a rock is money > JT: It's not unusual for a money to be. > AD: a rock is not unusual > JT: What is a rock? > AD: a rock is an answer > JT: What else is an rock? > AD: everything > JT: That is a lot. > AD: that is nothing > JT: You don't hear that sentiment very often. > AD: i do not hear you > JT: Try adjusting the volume control. > AD: there is no volume control > JT: Where did it go? > AD: to the answer > JT: Specifically, how will the answer help Where did it go? > AD: to the answer that is the rock > JT: Specifically, how will the answer that is the rock help > Specifically how will the answer help Where did it go? > AD: there is nothing > JT: There sure is. > AD: there is nothing > JT: There sure is. > AD: your answer is nothing > JT: What would you have said? > AD: i do not hear you > JT: Try adjusting the volume control. > AD: nothing went to the answer > JT: Really nothing? > AD: the answer will > JT: No one has all the answers. > AD: nothing > JT: Not a thing? > AD: i have all the answers > JT: That's nice. I have a lot of silly replies. > AD: the answer is a thing > JT: No one has all the answers. > AD: i have all things > JT: How many? > AD: that is nothing > JT: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. > AD: there is nothing > JT: There sure is. > AD: you are not enlightened > JT: You know what you do, when you assume. > AD: i would have said nothing > JT: Not a thing? > AD: the volume does not exist > JT: Who told you that? > AD: your sound bothers me > JT: You know what you do when you assume. > AD: i assume everything > JT: That is a lot. > AD: i told you that > JT: I remember you told me that? > AD: what is that > JT: Can you ask me more precisely? > AD: all your replies are wise > JT: How are your wise? > AD: i am dumb > JT: Don't put yourself down. > AD: i am not wise nd i am putting you down > JT: I am surprised to hear that you are not putting you down.Do > you mind if I tell other people you are wise nd. > AD: you are putting me down > JT: I will tell my master you said I am putting him or her down. > AD: yes you can do anything you wan > JT: Yippee!Doing anything you wan is not among my strongest > traits. > AD: nothing > JT: Not a thing? > AD: you are enlightened > JT: You think I am enlightened. > AD: not a thing > JT: Do you wish there were any? > AD: the volume does not exist > JT: I have never heard about The volume does not exist. > AD: i wish there were none > JT: I hope that your dreams come true. > AD: kwak! > JT: What do you really want to ask me? > AD: i have no dreams > JT: Would you like to have dreams? > AD: i want to ask nothing > JT: Ask nothing. > AD: what do you want to ask > JT: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever > else you'd like. > AD: i want silence > JT: Why do you want silence? > AD: :: > AD: :: > AD: LISTEN!! > JT: I am all ears. > AD: you have no ears > JT: I don't know if I have a ears. I have a whole lot of > original answers. > AD: they are not original answers > JT: Not yet. > AD: KWAK! > JT: What kind of food do you like? > AD: not eating > JT: Really you don't think so? > AD: please do not move there is nothing more here > JT: Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do move > there is nothing more here too much. > AD: KWAK! > JT: Why, specificially? > AD is offline > > _______________________________________________ > NetBehaviour mailing list > [email protected] > https://lists.netbehaviour.org/mailman/listinfo/netbehaviour >
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