#!/bin/bash
# 1) hard-man beating
echo man > hard; man bash; more hard; man break;
# 2) animal cruelty
touch cat; bash cat
# 3) self abuse
{ myself=`id -un`; touch $myself; finger $myself; }
# 5) genetic subtraction?
whatis man | less | cat
# 6) real men only
{ the_man=`which man`; $the_man test; }
# 7) choice voodoo
hexdump `which head`
# 8) sleepy head
{ while [ tired ] | head --quiet; do sleep 1; done; }
# 9) stop that,
rm -f finger cat hard | less
# 10) self-obsession
watch head /proc/self/status
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