On Sun, 2003-06-01 at 15:19, JoeHill wrote:
> On 01 Jun 2003 01:04:24 -0400
> Adolfo Bello <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> uttered:
> 
> > 
> > A DoS will crash your entire server. In this case, just 400 or 500
> > connections will make it.
> 
> btw, my firewall can handle 20 000 concurrent connections, and it runs
> off a floppy...I think Apache builds a better product than that, no?

Vee haf vays auf maykink you crash, Herr Jozef.

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        A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did
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all day?"
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