On 26 Aug 2003 09:43:23 +1000 Stephen Kuhn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On Tue, 2003-08-26 at 02:07, Aron Smith wrote: > > > My teeth left a long time ago (Courtsy of a biker with a pool cue) > > Hell, who needs teeth anyways? You don't need'em to drink beer - that > is, unless it's chunky beer... Gee and after I spent all that money on store bought choppers > > -- > Tue Aug 26 09:40:01 EST 2003 > 09:40:01 up 23:26, 1 user, load average: 1.66, 1.89, 2.03 > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > | __ __ | illawarra computer services | > | /-oo /| |'-. | http://kma.0catch.com | > | .\__/ || | | |================================| > | _ / `._ \|_|_.-' | stephen kuhn | > | | / \__.`=._) (_ | email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] | > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > linux user #:267497 linux machine #:194239 * MDK 9.1+ & RH 9 > Mandrake Linux Kernel 2.4.21-11mdk Cooker for i586 > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > * This message was composed on a 100% Microsoft free computer * > > Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each > other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around > the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres. > > Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking loudly -- sometimes > to each other, and sometimes to nobody at all, rearranging your > Christmas-tree ornaments, singing "I Gotta Be Me" around the upright > piano, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors d'oeuvres. > > Festivity Level 3: Your guests are arguing violently with > inanimate objects, singing "I can't get no satisfaction," gulping down > other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and > placing hors d'oeuvres in the upright piano to see what happens when > the little hammers strike. > > Festivity Level 4: Your guests, hors d'oeuvres smeared all over > their naked bodies are performing a ritual dance around the burning > Christmas tree. The piano is missing. > > You want to keep your party somewhere around level 3, unless > you rent your home and own Firearms, in which case you can go to level > 4. The best way to get to level 3 is egg-nog. > >
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