I must to know where there are more :)
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On Thu, 18 Nov 1999, you wrote:
> Excelent!!
> 
> More of the same please.
> 
> I am printing thease out in A3 to pass out to my developers.
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Stanley O'Larey
> Sent: 18 November 1999 12:40
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: [newbie] Re: [joke] Beatles Parodies for Unix Enthusiasts
> 
> 
> Some of you might get a chuckle from this.
> stan.
> 
> "Robert E. Lee" wrote:
> > 
> >     "NEW LYRICS TO BEATLES SONGS"
> >     Unix Man (Nowhere Man)
> >     ----------------------
> >  He's a real UNIX Man
> >  Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> >  Making all his UNIX plans
> >  For nobody.
> >  Knows the blocksize from du(1)
> >  Cares not where /dev/null goes to
> >  Isn't he a bit like you
> >  And me?
> >  UNIX Man, please listen(2)
> >  My lpd(8) is missin'
> >  UNIX Man
> >  The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
> >  He's as wise as he can be
> >  Uses lex and yacc and C
> >  UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
> >  UNIX Man, don't worry
> >  Test with time(1), don't hurry
> >  UNIX Man
> >  The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
> >  He's a real UNIX Man
> >  Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> >  Making all his UNIX  plans For nobody ...
> >  Making all his UNIX  plans For nobody.
> > 
> >        Write in C ("Let it Be")
> >       ------------------------
> >  When I find my code in tons of trouble,
> >  Friends and colleagues come to me,
> >  Speaking words of wisdom:
> >  "Write in C."
> >  As the deadline fast approaches,
> >  And bugs are all that I can see,
> >  Somewhere, someone whispers:
> >  "Write in C."
> >  Write in C, Write in C,
> >  Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> >  LOGO's dead and buried,
> >  Write in C.
> >  I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
> >  For science it worked flawlessly.
> >  Try using it for graphics!
> >  Write in C.
> >  If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
> >  Debugging some assembly,
> >  Soon you will be glad to
> >  Write in C.
> >  Write in C, Write in C,
> >  Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
> >  BASIC's not the answer.
> >  Write in C.
> >  Write in C, Write in C
> >  Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> >  Pascal won't quite cut it.
> >  Write in C.
> > 
> >     Something
> >     ---------
> >  Something in the way it fails,
> >  Defies the algorithm's logic!
> >  Something in the way it coredumps...
> >  I don't want to leave it now
> >  I'll fix this problem somehow
> >  Somewhere in the memory I know,
> >  A pointer's got to be corrupted.
> >  Stepping in the debugger will show me...
> >  I don't want to leave it now
> >  I'm too close to leave it now
> >  You're asking me can this code go?
> >  I don't know, I don't know...
> >  What sequence causes it to blow?
> >  I don't know, I don't know...
> >  Something in the initializing code?
> >  And all I have to do is think of it!
> >  Something in the listing will show me...
> >  I don't want to leave it now
> >  I'll fix this tonight I vow!
> > 
> >     YESTERDAY
> >     ---------
> >  Yesterday,
> >  All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
> >  Now my database has gone away.
> >  Oh I believe in yesterday.
> >  Suddenly,
> >  There's not half the files there used to be,
> >  And there's a milestone hanging over me
> >  The system crashed so suddenly.
> >  I pushed something wrong
> >  What it was I could not say.
> >  Now all my data's gone
> >  and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
> >  Yesterday,
> >  The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
> >  I knew my data was all here to stay,
> >  Now I believe in yesterday.
> > 
> >     Eleanor Rigby
> >     -------------
> >  Eleanor Rigby
> >  Sits at the keyboard
> >  And waits for a line on the screen
> >  Lives in a dream
> >  Waits for a signal
> >  Finding some code
> >  That will make the machine do some more.
> >  What is it for?
> >  All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> >  All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> >  Guru MacKenzie
> >  Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
> >  Isn't it fun?
> >  Look at him working,
> >  Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
> >  It takes  a while...
> >  All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> >  All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> >  Eleanor Rigby
> >  Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
> >  Feels like a jerk.
> >  Guru MacKenzie
> >  Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
> >  Nothing will load.
> >  All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> >  All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > 
> > .===================================.
> > | This has been a P.L.U.G. mailing. |
> > |      Don't Fear the Penguin.      |
> > `==================================='
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