I must to know where there are more :)
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On Thu, 18 Nov 1999, you wrote:
> Excelent!!
>
> More of the same please.
>
> I am printing thease out in A3 to pass out to my developers.
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Stanley O'Larey
> Sent: 18 November 1999 12:40
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: [newbie] Re: [joke] Beatles Parodies for Unix Enthusiasts
>
>
> Some of you might get a chuckle from this.
> stan.
>
> "Robert E. Lee" wrote:
> >
> > "NEW LYRICS TO BEATLES SONGS"
> > Unix Man (Nowhere Man)
> > ----------------------
> > He's a real UNIX Man
> > Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> > Making all his UNIX plans
> > For nobody.
> > Knows the blocksize from du(1)
> > Cares not where /dev/null goes to
> > Isn't he a bit like you
> > And me?
> > UNIX Man, please listen(2)
> > My lpd(8) is missin'
> > UNIX Man
> > The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
> > He's as wise as he can be
> > Uses lex and yacc and C
> > UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
> > UNIX Man, don't worry
> > Test with time(1), don't hurry
> > UNIX Man
> > The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
> > He's a real UNIX Man
> > Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> > Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ...
> > Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.
> >
> > Write in C ("Let it Be")
> > ------------------------
> > When I find my code in tons of trouble,
> > Friends and colleagues come to me,
> > Speaking words of wisdom:
> > "Write in C."
> > As the deadline fast approaches,
> > And bugs are all that I can see,
> > Somewhere, someone whispers:
> > "Write in C."
> > Write in C, Write in C,
> > Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> > LOGO's dead and buried,
> > Write in C.
> > I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
> > For science it worked flawlessly.
> > Try using it for graphics!
> > Write in C.
> > If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
> > Debugging some assembly,
> > Soon you will be glad to
> > Write in C.
> > Write in C, Write in C,
> > Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
> > BASIC's not the answer.
> > Write in C.
> > Write in C, Write in C
> > Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> > Pascal won't quite cut it.
> > Write in C.
> >
> > Something
> > ---------
> > Something in the way it fails,
> > Defies the algorithm's logic!
> > Something in the way it coredumps...
> > I don't want to leave it now
> > I'll fix this problem somehow
> > Somewhere in the memory I know,
> > A pointer's got to be corrupted.
> > Stepping in the debugger will show me...
> > I don't want to leave it now
> > I'm too close to leave it now
> > You're asking me can this code go?
> > I don't know, I don't know...
> > What sequence causes it to blow?
> > I don't know, I don't know...
> > Something in the initializing code?
> > And all I have to do is think of it!
> > Something in the listing will show me...
> > I don't want to leave it now
> > I'll fix this tonight I vow!
> >
> > YESTERDAY
> > ---------
> > Yesterday,
> > All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
> > Now my database has gone away.
> > Oh I believe in yesterday.
> > Suddenly,
> > There's not half the files there used to be,
> > And there's a milestone hanging over me
> > The system crashed so suddenly.
> > I pushed something wrong
> > What it was I could not say.
> > Now all my data's gone
> > and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
> > Yesterday,
> > The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
> > I knew my data was all here to stay,
> > Now I believe in yesterday.
> >
> > Eleanor Rigby
> > -------------
> > Eleanor Rigby
> > Sits at the keyboard
> > And waits for a line on the screen
> > Lives in a dream
> > Waits for a signal
> > Finding some code
> > That will make the machine do some more.
> > What is it for?
> > All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > Guru MacKenzie
> > Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
> > Isn't it fun?
> > Look at him working,
> > Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
> > It takes a while...
> > All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > Eleanor Rigby
> > Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
> > Feels like a jerk.
> > Guru MacKenzie
> > Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
> > Nothing will load.
> > All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> >
> > .===================================.
> > | This has been a P.L.U.G. mailing. |
> > | Don't Fear the Penguin. |
> > `==================================='
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