On Thursday 27 January 2005 04:27, Paul Smith wrote:

> In truth, my post was motivated by the fact that I would like to
> convince the system administrator at my work that there is no
> significant reason to not connect Linux computers to the MS Windows
> network. He said that he has heard some people claiming that samba has
> some problems with achieving the goal of having Linux computers
> running inside a MS Windows network.

Probably has heard that.  I hear it is a popular topic of conversation in the 
reeducation camp, I mean MS Developer Network.  

Well, let me run down the realities of this battle with you (Having been there 
done that and survived the glazed look of MS's stalwart evangelicals).  On 
the one hand, you have a competent System Administrator (Windows or not) in 
which case, he is aware of alternate operating systems, he is certainly aware 
that Linux has fewer security issues and problems, and he either knows enough 
to help and support you, or he knows enough to tell you that you are totally 
on your own, won't oppose you and will thank his lucky stars that he has one 
less goofball to support.  However, best guess is that if you had a Windows 
Admin like that, he is probably already running a few Linux boxen himself and 
would probably have been really happy to see another lonely face added to the 
club, share war stories and revel in liberation.

On the other hand, you are stuck with a full fledged graduate of the MS school 
of FUD, with MSCE and assorted other letters attached to his name, in which 
case, he couldn't find a power supply if his gonads were grounded to it, and 
he won't believe anything that you say anyway (cause it doesn't come straight 
from the mouth of Pope Gates or Cardinal Ballmer), in which case, there is 
pretty much nothing that you can do to convince him to even tolerate, much 
less help you put an alternate OS on his virused, wormed, swampy network.  
After all, if he let you do it, the other peons might get uppity and want to 
do it too and then next thing you know, he would have to learn something that 
doesn't involve dragging and clicking a mouse.

You have my sympathies.

Getting serious, the fact is, if you know what you are doing, you can put a 
Linux machine on a Windows network, regardless of what kind of MS crud they 
have put in place to stop you, without any problems.  Granted, you won't be 
able to attach to a Windows domain unless the admin adds you to the network, 
but connectivity with Windows virus factories is very overrated.  Between 
email and the Internet, there should be relatively no reason to connect 
directly to a windows machine or drive.  And, if you really have to, you can 
always dual boot, copy the files you need to the Win partition and then 
switch back and move them over to Linux.  Granted, waiting the eternity it 
takes for Win2k and such to boot up and shut down is a hassle, but I like to 
tell myself that it is good to have a semi-regular reminder of why I love 
Linux.  I almost guarantee that you can access network printers because in 
most companies, those will be attached via direct connect on an ethernet card 
in the printer, not running through a windows print server.  On those, you 
simply need to figure out what the IP address is, and then you are in 
business.  You don't call them for support, with problems, or ask them for 
any help and you will slip right under the zombie glaze of the MS undead.

Install a firewall and lock the ports down and Chuckles the MS Monkey won't 
even be able to tell what OS you are running when you connect to the net.  
Assuming that he is smart enough to figure that out without a blaring MS 
provided "Alternate OS Detected" siren wailing to clue him in.  I got away 
with it for 9 months straight until they noticed that I wasn't downloading my 
windows defects, I mean updates, and sent someone around to check on it. 

Luckily for me, the screensaver was up and I use a generic one so Goober 
didn't even know what OS I was running.  I booted back over to Windows, let 
it update and then switched right back to Linux.  After that, I told them 
that I had installed VMWare (for Testing purposes) and that it just looked 
like I had Linux installed.  With the McDonald's rejects that get hired for 
tech support these days, I am not too concerned that I am going to get 
outsmarted or called on it.

If you don't have the drive space, get Mandrake Move (Live CD) or one of the 
other varieties, put your config files on a small folder set aside for the 
purpose and boot directly from the CD.  If someone happens to come by, simply 
pull the plug, and complain that this is the 20th time today that Windows has 
crashed on your computer and I guarantee you won't see a tech around for 
another month.

Either way, where there is a will, there is certainly a way.  Just make sure 
that when everyone else's machine gets taken down by the latest worm or 
virus, that you don't keep working too hard and be sure to complain along 
with the rest of the sheep.  Remember the old Japanese saying:  The nail that 
sticks out, gets pounded down.

-- 
Bryan Phinney


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