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On Thu, 17 Feb 2000, you wrote:
> I lifted below news release parody out of a Linux-oriented email
> newsletter I subscribe to called CONSOLE :
>
> http://console-newsletter.hypermart.net/subscribe.htm
> http://console-newsletter.hypermart.net/
>
> Alan
>
>
> New Linux Distro: Red Neck Linux
>
> Red Neck Computers, Inc., of Chattafoocheeble, Alabama, starting
> shipping version 1.0 CD-ROMs of its new Red Neck Linux
> distribution
> yesterday. "We feel that RNL is a major step forward in bringing
> cheap, powerful, easy-to-use software to the millions of
> technophobes
> living in the South," Sandy Watkins, PR manager for Red Neck
> said in a
> press release.
>
> RNL features:
> * The X Winder System
> * DukesOfHazzard command line shell
> * Netscape 4 with preset bookmarks to such sites as The Big
> Show,
> How to Attract Your Cousins, Bubba's Farm Report, Branson.net,
> The
> Stag Beer Homepage, 101 Recipes for BBQ Sauce, Dukes of Hazzard
> Fan Club, and the Hee Haw Syndication TV Schedule.
> * Deer Hunter, Bass Fishing, and Civil War General games
> * Daisy Duke pin-up preset for root winder
Guess it's a good thing that those of us from Alabama have a sense of humor.
Funny I don't seem to be laughing.
-- LIFE'S LAWS
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three
friends. If they're OK, you're it.
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